Vikes Special Birthday Song
(to the Viking birthday dirge tune)
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
All of Random plots to murder you
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May the candles on your cake
Burn like dumpsters in your wake.
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Storm the castle and burn the shacks
Kill the Bears, but save the Pack
For your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Tailgate, tailgate, drink some beer
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Look at all your life has wrought
All Cyclone losses are your fault
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Nothing in your message queue
Just Hawaiian **** pics just for you
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
You’re too old to ride a bike
You post for days without a like
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
While you eat your birthday stew
We will plunder Iowa for you,
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!