Random Thoughts V

[cyrocksmypants]

Someday you will learn 55. Someday

I've got her fooled pretty well.

 

[00clone]

Is my life a romcom now? A random girl from my high school that I haven't talked too in 8 years messaged me on Facebook wanting to get dinner and drinks since she's in Dallas now. We stopped talking because she got popular and became a cheerleader yada yada yada. So now I'm heading onto a date with her.

A girl I went to HS with got herself hotted up one summer and suddenly had all the guys after her. I used to make her laugh, but she was a major jersey chaser, so she told me that I should lift weights over the summer and come back and surprise her. I didn't, because it was clear she was shallow AF.

Freshman year at ISU, I worked with a guy who was right up her alley (tall, blonde, built like a brick ****house). One Monday he came to work and asked if I knew (girl's name). I said yeah, how'd he know her. Said he met her at a party, she was all over him, they got talking, he found out where she was from, asked if she knew me. She responded "yeah, he's funny, but kind of a dork." He replied "funny, that's the same thing he said about you" (I hadn't, we hadn't talked about her until then)

We both laughed, and after that, if she was sober, she would refuse to talk to me. Drunk, she was all buddy-buddy.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

A girl I went to HS with got herself hotted up one summer and suddenly had all the guys after her. I used to make her laugh, but she was a major jersey chaser, so she told me that I should lift weights over the summer and come back and surprise her. I didn't, because it was clear she was shallow AF.

Freshman year at ISU, I worked with a guy who was right up her alley (tall, blonde, built like a brick ****house). One Monday he came to work and asked if I knew (girl's name). I said yeah, how'd he know her. Said he met her at a party, she was all over him, they got talking, he found out where she was from, asked if she knew me. She responded "yeah, he's funny, but kind of a dork." He replied "funny, that's the same thing he said about you" (I hadn't, we hadn't talked about her until then)

We both laughed, and after that, if she was sober, she would refuse to talk to me. Drunk, she was all buddy-buddy.

Thought this was starting as Penthouse Letters; ended as Family Circus.

 

[NWICY]

If anyone knows someone who's looking to buy a townhome in Johnston, PM me!

HipHopp, where you moving to?

 

[cowgirl836]

As a homeowner I would suggest getting one. We have the Executive Membership and our cash back more than pays for our annual membership. If not interested, check with your friends. They may be willing to let you get one on their membership. You can check Costco.com to compare prices and see if it is worth the hassle.

possibly for future baby stuff but we had looked into it now and we didn't think it was worth it to us right now.


From what I can tell, it's currently $120 at Costco which is below the normal. But it's on sale on Amazon for the same price today plus I get another 10%. So that is nice.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

possibly for future baby stuff but we had looked into it now and we didn't think it was worth it to us right now.


From what I can tell, it's currently $120 at Costco which is below the normal. But it's on sale on Amazon for the same price today plus I get another 10%. So that is nice.

Yeah, that's like, nine months away still. No need to worry about it now.

 

[cstrunk]

possibly for future baby stuff but we had looked into it now and we didn't think it was worth it to us right now.

Your due date is fast approaching, CG. Getting closer every day.

 

[cstrunk]

2015, go get 'em, Tiger.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Is my life a romcom now? A random girl from my high school that I haven't talked too in 8 years messaged me on Facebook wanting to get dinner and drinks since she's in Dallas now. We stopped talking because she got popular and became a cheerleader yada yada yada. So now I'm heading onto a date with her.

Won't her mom be more up your alley? Just sayin'.

#cougarlife

 

[VeloClone]

Won't her mom be more up your alley? Just sayin'.

#stacysmom

Fixed

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Fixed

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long.

 

[00clone]

Thought this was starting as Penthouse Letters; ended as Family Circus.

Y'all should know by now that other'n mrs00, I gots no good penthouse letters stories. Well, maybe one, but not sharing it.

 

[isulive2train]

Moar high school lost love stories!

 

[isulive2train]

2015, go get 'em, Tiger.

Yeah..enough with the cougs, time to get a kitten.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Moar high school lost love stories!

Well, once I thought she died, but then I realized I was just sleeping on my arm wrong and my hand just fell asleep.

Get it? Because Pants didn't lose his V-card until 18.

TMI? Probably TMI.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Fixed

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well, once I thought she died, but then I realized I was just sleeping on my arm wrong and my hand just fell asleep.

Get it? Because Pants didn't lose his V-card until 18.

TMI? Probably TMI.

(i was older than you)

 

[WooBadger18]

(i was older than you)

Yeah, but that's ok because you were supposed to remain pure.

 

[isulive2train]

Well, once I thought she died, but then I realized I was just sleeping on my arm wrong and my hand just fell asleep.

Get it? Because Pants didn't lose his V-card until 18.

TMI? Probably TMI.

We don't have to tell each other everything.

 

[Cyclonick182]

Do you need a hug pants? All your outside of RTT posts lately scream "get off my lawn" :wink: