*** COACHING SEARCH THREAD: Thursday, June 4 ***

[carvers4math]

@ChrisMWilliams: BREAKING: Steve Kerr to skip Game 1 of the Finals tonight to interview for open ISU job. Will be at Hickory Park at 6 p.m. for autographs.

We don't want him. No college experience. Hasn't sucked up to ISU donors. Hasn't coached 18 year olds. Wasn't born in 'Merica. Not dreamy.

 

[mdk2isu]

**BREAKING NEWS** Jeannie Buss spotted at Ames Municipal Airport waiting to meet with realtor. Don't bother checking Flightaware. This flight was blocked.

Wait, so the Lakers are now going to hire Otz?

 

[HoopsTournament]

Page clicks, business is booming for them right now! This thread alone has had 33,000 views in 14 hours.

That is just 33 people hitting F5 1000 times.

 

[MilehighClone]

At least we are getting a lot of free pub. And the job IS much better today than when Fred arrived.

 

[CycloneErik]

We don't want him. No college experience. Hasn't sucked up to ISU donors. Hasn't coached 18 year olds. Wasn't born in 'Merica. Not dreamy.

A coach that abandons his team when they need him most lacks the character to be a Cyclone.



Run wild, people.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

**BREAKING NEWS** Jeannie Buss spotted at Ames Municipal Airport waiting to meet with realtor. Don't bother checking Flightaware. This flight was blocked.

Probably just looking for Bryce Dejean-Jones

 

[CyStalker]

This whole search thing may last long enough that we can see who gets let go after next season and go after them......just a thought.

 

[carvers4math]

Wait, so the Lakers are now going to hire Otz?

Maybe we could get their ex-coach who looked like Cliff Clavin?

 

[Bestaluckcy]

What I could see is there is a segment of the interview to guage the new coaches interaction with ISU fans, whereby the candidate is told they are on public media and to answer a fans following questions knowing they will be on TV. They let us as fans come up with a few token questions. Would be cool to see our new coach answer our questions and is definitely part of this job.

 

[roundball]

In addition to that Matt Thomas, Jameel McKay, Deonte Burton, Diate Garrett, Scotty C all had Wisky ties. I'd probably bump it up a few notches from where you have it.

Here's an interesting site: http://mode.github.io/blog/2014-01-21-basketball-hometowns/index.html#

 

[cyhiphopp]

Little known fact: CF mods get to sit in on the interviews and then vote on who we want to coach.

Can we get a poll?

 

[carvers4math]

Probably just looking for Bryce Dejean-Jones

I thought he was in LA, she is just here for Hickory Park.

 

[jcyclonee]

Probably just looking for Bryce Dejean-Jones

**More Breaking News**
Mrs Coach K spotted at Greyhound Terminal near Ames. Possibly looking for a home on the Skunk River. "We don't get nearly enough floods in Durham."
Also, Carol Hoiberg's Clone (cloning has been invented) has been spotted house-hunting in North Ames.
It looks like Chris Williams' list is correct.

 

[UofICy]

@ChrisMWilliams: BREAKING: Steve Kerr to skip Game 1 of the Finals tonight to interview for open ISU job. Will be at Hickory Park at 6 p.m. for autographs.

MODS...this kind of crapola is getting really old!!!! Let's clean this place up...Jeez!

 

[CycloneErik]

What I could see is there is a segment of the interview to guage the new coaches interaction with ISU fans, whereby the candidate is told they are on public media and to answer a fans following questions knowing they will be on TV. They let us as fans come up with a few token questions. Would be cool to see our new coach answer our questions and is definitely part of this job.

To do it right, would those have to be the regular call-in participants?

 

[00clone]

I thought he was in LA, she is just here for Hickory Park.

Well, that and the water.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Can we get a poll?

Ha ha.....like we'd listen.

 

[Dandy]

That is just 33 people hitting F5 1000 times.

I bet you had to use a calculator to figure that out.

 

[KnappShack]

Well, that and the water.

Little Taipei is truly our nuclear option. No man alive can resist that goodness.

Big city class and culture with small town prices - Little Taipei. Where champions are made

 

[ISU42]

MODS...this kind of crapola is getting really old!!!! Let's clean this place up...Jeez!

It stinks seeing lame attempts to be funny over and over. Apparently the people like us that don't like it don't have a sense of humor or like to have fun.