Attaboy Boxster....since she just won't accept the ego boost flirting from us young'uns, you're gonna have to take the lead on Carvers.
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Attaboy Boxster....since she just won't accept the ego boost flirting from us young'uns, you're gonna have to take the lead on Carvers.
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I don't get overly drunk usually, as I hate not having control of myself. Typically I get more awesome, but combine that with flirty (even moreso than usual) and does lavish count? If I drank enough, I'm often buying drinks for everyone and it's not uncommon for me to realize the next day I just paid a couple hundred bucks for booze.
Gawd, I forgot that one. I get pretty free with money in the right setting. I remember one particular morning fishing a receipt out of my pocket that was over $350 for alcohol alone. I didn't really mind because it was a hellagood time and I'm positive I've spent my money on much dumber things. However, I can't make a habit of that and expect to have an un-chewed *** by the missus.
I grew up dirt poor. Single mother working three jobs and a non-existent dad that didn't pay support. So when I say poor, I don't mean "couldn't get the newest Jordan's" poor. I mean, butter sandwiches for dinner poor.
Now I make good money. And while I don't typically blow money and usually am really good at saving, for some reason in a bar setting when I've had a few, that Poor Pantsy wants to come out and let everyone know how well he's doing by paying for drinks. It doesn't break my bank account, but it's something I shouldn't really do.
My wife got a slightly different version:
Happy anniversary, Mrs Cooler!
This month, 20 years ago, you graduated from Iowa State University. We hope this email is a nice reminder of this very important achievement in your life!
Click here to see what was going on at Iowa State throughout different decades.
Congratulations on your 20-year anniversary as an Iowa State University graduate!
Sincerely,
Your Friends at the ISU Foundation
Sadly, I'll get the same E-mail in December.
I blame a combination of my transfer from a community college and my major's requirement for a 1 semester internship.
Well, unfortunately, if they do, it'll be the dudes that live over by us that start it.
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You can go with the more terrifying version:
That Peter Pan was abducting and molesting the Lost Boys in Neverland. Once they got to old they were killed or became Pirates.
Well, unfortunately, if they do, it'll be the dudes that live over by us that start it.
Hipsters in top hats and yoga pants and big disc earrings. Like a Tom Petty video without the good music.
I could have graduated in December (community college transfer and semester long internship pants alluded to), but I decided to go back and complete my history degree.
A degree I have yet to use.
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