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It's even funnier when someone thinks they are on mute when they aren't. I've heard flushing multiple times and some swearing.
The worst is when you are on a HUGE conference call and some jack wagon puts the whole call on hold. Everyone gets to hear the hold music.
I love it when people bring their babies to the office to introduce them. You start hearing female voices all in one place and you know there's a baby.
Such a little peanut today being all sleepy and stretchy. Almost makes a person want one
Just not now for you? Or not ever? Just curious.
I've heard people making fun of the very high level leader that's doing the call....awkward....
Loaded question.
Flat-chested women tend to wish they were bigger.
Well-endowed women tend to wish they were smaller.
Exotic dancers & porn queens want watermelons.
My guess is that about 75% of women post puberty have wished to be a different size at some point. All women, all the time? Nope. Most women, at some point in time? Probably.
As I dude, I've never cared much about a women's chest size. It's all about the float of their boats.
Know what sucks? When milk is JUST at it's expiration point where it doesn't taste spoiled, but doesn't quite taste what milk is supposed to taste like.
for now. I like sleep. And money. And time.
But going for 3-4 bedrooms for a reason!
Whenever anyone asked me why I didn't have kids, I'd pull up vacation photos on my phone and explain to them that's why I don't have kids.
I love it when people bring their babies to the office to introduce them. You start hearing female voices all in one place and you know there's a baby.
Such a little peanut today being all sleepy and stretchy. Almost makes a person want one
Hmm...
I was on a call today and had that happen once again. And I have forgotten to mute after talking many times and had an IM pop up to let me know.
I was on a call a few months ago, and the host of the meeting was sharing his screen with all of the meeting participants (maybe 10 of us). As one lady, who is known for being kind of a know-it-all and not very friendly, is going on and on about something, the host opens up an IM window with one of the other participants and proceeds to type "JUST SHOOT ME".
Obviously we can all see this, but no one says anything. I guess we all figured that would be end of it. Wrong. He continues to run her down in front of everyone, as she's still talking. Finally, the woman stops talking for a couple of seconds and says, "I can see you typing Norm. That's not very funny." Oh man, talk about awkward.
Obviously we can all see this, but no one says anything. I guess we all figured that would be end of it. Wrong. He continues to run her down in front of everyone, as she's still talking. Finally, the woman stops talking for a couple of seconds and says, "I can see you typing Norm. That's not very funny." Oh man, talk about awkward.
Here's some of my conference call notes from over the years.
![IMG_0214[1].JPG](https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/data/attachments/3/3966-8c78efc8631da0256faf71c0b3aca42e.jpg?hash=jHjvyGMdoC "IMG_0214[1].JPG")
![IMG_0213[1].JPG](https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/data/attachments/3/3967-9653aa867eb13b0982502da912fd51ee.jpg?hash=llOqhn6xOw "IMG_0213[1].JPG")
![IMG_0212[1].JPG](https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/data/attachments/3/3968-13dd3d870b53df1e3bce8544f12bc065.jpg?hash=E909hwtT3x "IMG_0212[1].JPG")
Apparently my company went to video conferencing shortly after I left. Sounds like I got out at the right time.
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