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Three Biggest Hilton Complaints (Not Concessions)

I heard the toilets are why Hoiberg seriously thought about going to the Gophers.
 
Need more trophies on display. Fred should take care of this in the next few years!
 
Anything is better than another halftime of ******* Rubberboy or Quickchange.
 
mtowncyclone13 said:
We need dogs or Miss Iowa swimsuit competition every halftime.

also, how about a strawberry/banana clonecone alternative.

or for the deep red color, a cherry.

ooh! a banana cone with that red shell that put on at DQ!
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This is my only gripe with Hilton. My first time there for a game I got one thinking it was going to be two different flavors, but it was effin vanilla. I can get that anywhere. They need to step their game up and give us some actual flavors.
 
ISU42 said:
This is my only gripe with Hilton. My first time there for a game I got one thinking it was going to be two different flavors, but it was effin vanilla. I can get that anywhere. They need to step their game up and give us some actual flavors.
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CloneCones is rolling over in his CF grave.
 
ISUCubswin said:
1. Why do we not have automatic toilets yet? Last I checked, it was 2013. I bet the people of Carver don't get this treatment.

You have flushing issues?

2. Can we PLEASE make the Applebee's Apple shuffle more difficult? I'm batting 1.000 with that thing and wouldn't mind a challenge every once and awhile.

Better the Apples than the stupid "allied" cards. There's no depth to them...they're impossible to follow.

3. Can we bring in mascots that can actually play? What an embarrassing halftime performance.
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In defense of the mascots, they were giving it their all - they were sacrificing body parts (a foot, a head) for the team. Besides, those kids were ringers...ISU class of 2023 or thereabouts...
 
larger garbage cans for paper towels in restrooms or more hand dryers.

needs cheerleaders in balcony so i don't need to use binoculars

the aisle above the parquet isn't blocked so all the old f**** stand down there the last 5 minutes of the game/20 minutes of real time, to "beat traffic"
 
CyArob said:
I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL
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...and the flex cam, delta dental smile cam, applebee's apple shuffle. Their all a buzzkill.

What's that you say? The sorority girls need to show their pretty smiles on the big screen during the smile cam? ...**** em.
Applebee's shuffle? PUUUHLEASE! Give me free mozzarella stick samples instead.
Flex cam? Bro... do you even lift?!?

Maybe I'm a party pooper, but nothing kills momentum and atmosphere like John McLaughlin telling me I better bundle up, it's cold outside.
 
Cyke said:
3. The clone cones, although big today, tasted like crap. What gives?
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What section CC stand did you go to? I went to the one behind 240, and they were tiny and smashed all the way out to the edge of the bowl. It was melting all over my daughter before we got back to our seats.

End hijack.
 
Cyke said:
3. The clone cones, although big today, tasted like crap. What gives?
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My Clone Cone was great. Asked for it without the cone and they immediately knew what I wanted. Thought the Urbandale kids at half were pretty good ball handlers. I'm waiting for one of the CA people to lose their cookies from twirling around the ball bat. It should create a chain reaction of other cookie losers
 
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