Three Biggest Hilton Complaints (Not Concessions)

[ISUCubswin]

1. Why do we not have automatic toilets yet? Last I checked, it was 2013. I bet the people of Carver don't get this treatment.

2. Can we PLEASE make the Applebee's Apple shuffle more difficult? I'm batting 1.000 with that thing and wouldn't mind a challenge every once and awhile.

3. Can we bring in mascots that can actually play? What an embarrassing halftime performance.

 

[TurbulentEddie]

Is this like Chris's "Three Down" where you don't have a third after a win?

Edit: I demand a "post edited" notification added to OP!

 

[Cyke]

3. The clone cones, although big today, tasted like crap. What gives?

 

[cmjh10]

Counting is hard

 

[CyArob]

I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL

 

[ISUCubswin]

For some reason when I pressed "enter" it automatically created the thread. My bad guys, thats on me. Won't happen again.

 

[Bu4ISU]

HILTON IS JUST TERRIBLE IN ALL
ASPECTS! ITS MADE OF CONCRETE!!!!

 

[Bu4ISU]

And why does Fred still sit in a chair? That man should be in a thrown with girls in bikinis serving him spiked Gatorade

 

[VeloClone]

And why does Fred still sit in a chair? That man should be in a thrown with girls in bikinis serving him spiked Gatorade

Is that like a giant catapult?

 

[Bret44]

LET ME HILTON COLISEUM!!

 

[AllInForISU]

Band Chants?

 

[JohnnyFive]

3. The clone cones, although big today, tasted like crap. What gives?

How dare you.

 

[NATEizKING]

We went too big on the first halftime show. We'll never top a back flipping dog

 

[2020cy]

I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL

Needs to be at 30 second mark.

 

[ISUCubswin]

I don't even know why Fred still wears a suit. He looks even better with no makeup on and when he isn't trying to look good.

 

[AllInForISU]

I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL

This is probably why all of the old people leave early, they hear this and get confused.

 

[cyhiphopp]

My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!

 

[Bu4ISU]

My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!

Ahem, read the thread title.

 

[CyArob]

My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!

"You're cute. I like the way you get me more soda" - Cyhiphopp

 

[SoapyCy]

We need dogs or Miss Iowa swimsuit competition every halftime.

also, how about a strawberry/banana clonecone alternative.

or for the deep red color, a cherry.

ooh! a banana cone with that red shell that put on at DQ!