Three Biggest Hilton Complaints (Not Concessions)

ISUCubswin

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1. Why do we not have automatic toilets yet? Last I checked, it was 2013. I bet the people of Carver don't get this treatment.

2. Can we PLEASE make the Applebee's Apple shuffle more difficult? I'm batting 1.000 with that thing and wouldn't mind a challenge every once and awhile.

3. Can we bring in mascots that can actually play? What an embarrassing halftime performance.
 
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Is this like Chris's "Three Down" where you don't have a third after a win?

Edit: I demand a "post edited" notification added to OP!
 
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I will add on to this. Can we get rid of the drive home forecast? BUZZZKILLL
 
And why does Fred still sit in a chair? That man should be in a thrown with girls in bikinis serving him spiked Gatorade
 
My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!
 
My concessions experience was awesome tonight. Got a soda and a couple refills with new wait! Girls behind the counter were cute too!

"You're cute. I like the way you get me more soda" - Cyhiphopp
 
We need dogs or Miss Iowa swimsuit competition every halftime.

also, how about a strawberry/banana clonecone alternative.

or for the deep red color, a cherry.

ooh! a banana cone with that red shell that put on at DQ!