I'm fascinated by general sayings or one-liners our parents taught us. For example:
- when it's hot, my dad likes to say he is "sweating like a wh*re in church" , or "it's hotter than a $2 pistol"
- when I ask an obvious question he responds with "is a frogs a$$ water tight?"
- when we go out to eat with the family and I ask what he is getting, he says "the bill"
These are just a few examples, curious to see what others have come up with.
- when it's hot, my dad likes to say he is "sweating like a wh*re in church" , or "it's hotter than a $2 pistol"
- when I ask an obvious question he responds with "is a frogs a$$ water tight?"
- when we go out to eat with the family and I ask what he is getting, he says "the bill"
These are just a few examples, curious to see what others have come up with.