Wild Mark Sanchez story
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My daughter asked me this morning if I knew who Mark Sanchez was. I knew what was coming next would be wacky.
Did you say "He's most famous for running into a guy's butt and fumbling."
He may actually be hoping that from now on he’s “the NFL quarterback that got stabbed by an uber eats driver” and not butt fumble guy.
The “butt fumble” was the second thing I mentioned.
The first was to explain his brilliant troll of Pete Carroll.
My daughter has it worse than most kids when it comes to dealing with a parent that drones on about **** she doesn’t care about.
Who would have guessed that public intoxication would be involved.
What's he doing even doing going out and getting loaded when he has a game to call the next day?
He had today to cure the hangover and we all know the answer. He's probably been banging his way through every NFL city Fox drops him off at.
Also, this is coming perilously close to blaming alcohol.
I’ve been intoxicated in public thousands of times and have never been charged with assault. Most drunks are decent, law abiding people who contribute to the economy and government coffers.
Being wasted doesn't absolve him but he's definitely not acting like that sober.
