Where's your next bite?

[Angie]

If your sandwich looks like this, I can't even imagine how your closet looks!

 

[JM4CY]

Dam commies! The answer is American cheese comrads.

Step out from under your rock, you uncultured swine.

 

[Macloney]

The correct way to eat a sandwich is to bite all 4 corners, then the remaining points with crust present, then to work your way to the center in a circular pattern with the last bite being the exact center of the sandwich.

Also, if your are over 6 and don't eat the crust you might want to seek professional help.

 

[KnappShack]

I'm not taking a bite. This isn't my sandwich

 

[JP4CY]

work your way to the center in a circular pattern

 

[MLawrence]

If your sandwich looks like this, I can't even imagine how your closet looks!

After I'm done crying because my life has lead me to a point where I'm eating that sandwich, I'm taking bite #2.

Okay Judgies Mcjudgertons, Friday Off topic thread, how do you make your sammiches?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I know what you mean, but I make myself view with assumption I've been eating it (and not someone else).

If it's mine, it doesn't look like that to begin with.

 

[MLawrence]

The correct way to eat a sandwich is to bite all 4 corners, then the remaining points with crust present, then to work your way to the center in a circular pattern with the last bite being the exact center of the sandwich.

Also, if your are over 6 and don't eat the crust you might want to seek professional help.

Well my mom cuts off my crust on my PB&J and then makes two diagonal cuts with the remaining sandwich. I’m 32.

 

[Angie]

Okay Judgies Mcjudgertons, Friday Off topic thread, how do you make your sammiches?

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

 

[JM4CY]

The correct way to eat a sandwich is to bite all 4 corners, then the remaining points with crust present, then to work your way to the center in a circular pattern with the last bite being the exact center of the sandwich.

Also, if your are over 6 and don't eat the crust you might want to seek professional help.

You’re either a spider or a serial killer.

 

[JP4CY]

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

Reminds me of old Lutheran funeral lunches.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

Uhhh, Angie, what kind of sandwich needs a lubricant? Don't answer.

 

[Clonefan32]

I'm going to assume this sandwich is being eaten on the drive back from burying a dead body or something, because only a complete sociopath would eat a sandwich that way.

But to your point, the answer is 2.

 

[MLawrence]

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

You could have just said ‘smear.’ Lubricant? It’s a sandwich, not a car.

 

[JM4CY]

Reminds me of old Lutheran funeral lunches.

Do Catholics still have scalloped potatoes and ham after funeral masses?

 

[BCClone]

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

Butter for a lubricant? You are a weird pair.

 

[Macloney]

If you PM that to me, I can use it! OR if you want to post it for me on 4/22 when I am out of the country, I'd be very appreciative!

And the answer is - a thin smear of butter or some other... lubricant, for lack of a better word. Then cheese and layered meat should all fit within the crusts. Cut diagonally.

Diagonal cut is only acceptable for a grilled cheese or Philly style sandwich. All others should be cut square.

 

[JP4CY]

Uhhh, Angie, what kind of sandwich needs a lubricant? Don't answer.

 

[3TrueFans]

Butter for a lubricant? You are a weird pair.

It's sexy and delicious.

 

[JP4CY]

Do Catholics still have scalloped potatoes and ham after funeral masses?

Now I'm getting hungry.