What's wrong with campus toilets?

[Doc]

Next bathroom headline for The Daily?? Remember the TP is too rough story when I was in school. They even had quotes from the Physicians at the Student Death Center regarding potential bunghole irritation from TP that was too rough.


EDIT:

Here's the hard-hitting piece:

'Itching around the anus' may be worth getting chafed about

If that was just pruritus ani then why did they give me penicillin?

 

[Cyched]

Next bathroom headline for The Daily?? Remember the TP is too rough story when I was in school. They even had quotes from the Physicians at the Student Death Center regarding potential bunghole irritation from TP that was too rough.


EDIT:

Here's the hard-hitting piece:

'Itching around the anus' may be worth getting chafed about

Did that win a Pulitzer

 

[Prone2Clone]

You might be over smart. You mean my IP? You can see it? What does it say?

It says "IP on myself in campus bathrooms"

 

[Daphne]

I won't read all this yet (need some beers to get full effect) but if you're getting it on your face I think you're doing it wrong.

If you want to try face-splashing toilets, go to MacKay hall, first floor bathroom!

 

[80sClone]

Are you going to invite me for something? Feeling shy now

DON'T TAKE THE OFFER! HE'S TOM HERMAN!

 

[Daphne]

DON'T TAKE THE OFFER! HE'S TOM HERMAN!

Don't worry, coz I don't think he dares to ask me out

 

[CyArob]

If you want to try face-splashing toilets, go to MacKay hall, first floor bathroom!

Are you a serial killer who leads people to random ISU campus bathrooms and then swirlies them to death???

 

[arobb]

If you want to try face-splashing toilets, go to MacKay hall, first floor bathroom!

 

[Daphne]

If you want to try face-splashing toilets, go to MacKay hall, first floor bathroom!

Isn't that

Nononono, I don't lie

 

[CloneLawman]

Did that win a Pulitzer

Yep. A pooh-litzer.

 

[CloneLawman]

DON'T TAKE THE OFFER! HE'S TOM HERMAN!

Hey now! He's not Tom Herman or he would have typed "Hook em"

 

[80sClone]

Tired of reading about toilets. Let's talk shower facilities around campus.

 

[CYdTracked]

 

[baller21]

The Importance of Drop Impact

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This debate is greatly lacking consideration of important contributing factors to the potential for poo/pee splashback in campus toilets.

PLAN AHEAD

There's the matter of urgency, how long have you been holding it in? The exit velocity can be greatly relaxed, made much less severe, if you plan ahead and visit the facilities within a reasonable span of time of your most recent meal or beverage intake, thus reducing potential splashback. Relaxation is key. This is college, people. Build life skills early on. Plan ahead.

If from the stall adjacent to you it sounds like a splash pad at an indoor waterpark, you've waited too long.

DIETARY PLAN

How's your fiber intake? Are you regular? Density, consistency, and shape of poo is greatly affected by dietary habits. What you eat and drink has an effect on the drop impact of the surface of the toilet water. Make healthy choices, get that soft, well-formed, torpedo-like projectile for a clean entry.

Your goal is THIS...

NOT this...

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THE CONSERVATIONIST APPROACH

If the potential for splashback is that great there is always an alternative approach to relieving one's self on campus. Your body's excrement can be a vital piece to the improved health of campus vegetation. We're an Ag school for crying out loud. Get in touch with the cool, crisp wonder of Ames winters and find the nearest bush to drop trou. Nature will shake your hand.

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Nah, if you have a problem with “ Poseidon’s kiss” just lay some tp over the water before you sit down.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Tired of reading about toilets. Let's talk shower facilities around campus.

With or without beers?

 

[cdface]

just got my glamour shots back

wow, and all this time i thought you were just a butterface!

 

[BCClone]

just got my glamour shots back

Proof that cg is a jersey girl, even though she claims to be midwestern.

Man, I need to get a life if I'm making cow jokes.

 

[shagcarpetjesus]

That’s just like the hand dryers in bathrooms. Full of nasty germs. Never ever use those. They just recycle poopicles in the bathroom onto your freshly washed hands.

Paper towels or air dry only.

I usually just use the hair of whoever was behind me at the urinal.

 

[Cyclonepride]

15 pages later, I start thinking maybe I do need to know what’s wrong with the campus toilets.

 

[ISU2]

Ok so I went to try out this new supersoaker and went to the mens restroom only to find out that the mens restroom didnt have the new toilets yet. I still had to take my morning poop so I still went there. I come to find out that only the girls restroom and the family bathroom had the new toilets so I decided to get panda for lunch and test out the family room later in the day. When you flush the toilet in the new bathrooms you have to hold down a button in order to determine the amount of strength. I held that thing down for a good 30 seconds and it didnt splash me in the face. So i figured maybe it will give me a bidet effect if I sit and flush and I didnt even get that. Ive come to the conclusion that either the girls restroom is very messed up or @Daphne is hovering her head inches from the bowl.