What's wrong with campus toilets?

[discydisc]

Ok so I went to try out this new supersoaker and went to the mens restroom only to find out that the mens restroom didnt have the new toilets yet. I still had to take my morning poop so I still went there. I come to find out that only the girls restroom and the family bathroom had the new toilets so I decided to get panda for lunch and test out the family room later in the day. When you flush the toilet in the new bathrooms you have to hold down a button in order to determine the amount of strength. I held that thing down for a good 30 seconds and it didnt splash me in the face. So i figured maybe it will give me a bidet effect if I sit and flush and I didnt even get that. Ive come to the conclusion that either the girls restroom is very messed up or @Daphne is hovering her head inches from the bowl.

Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

While we’re on this topic.... Any of you cats partake in the use of a “ manpon” on those sweaty swamp a$$ kinda days?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.

Tomorrow there'll be about 150 guys hanging around the ladies room at Mackay with a cup of coffee.

 

[ISU2]

I hope these two days of selecting toilet won’t affect your normal routine of bathroom. Why panda has anything to do with it?

I think you know why panda, I had to test the power

 

[NetflixAndClone]

This week on

 

[CyJeans]

This thread is a roller coaster, how did I not see this before. My general thoughts based on the topics in here are below (in no real order):

1. I seek out a more private toilet not because I am ashamed of my bowel movements but because I prefer less traffic areas and I feel less rushed. I will own up to the toxic thunder that comes out of my ass I just don't want to feel like I am making people wait. I have no problem pooping in public but if I can a home game is my first choice.

2. I also take my time not because I am pooping the whole time but because why stress yourself and rush these things. My boss takes a smoke break every hour at work, the way I see it this is my smoke break.

3. Invest in a squatty potty. If you don't like them, think it is weird, or disagree then fight me.

4. Don't kink shame unless it is argent territory in terms of age. If so, shame away.

5. I also chose a picture that is representative of me but no I am not Cam Lard

6.

 

[80sClone]

Tomorrow there'll be about 150 guys hanging around the ladies room at Mackay with a cup of coffee.

"hanging around". Nice.

 

[JM4CY]

Well then I guess ill have to try out the one in mackay but these toilets better be the real deal. We can meet there tomorrow morning, ill bring the coffee.

I think I can safely say here is all of CF to you @ISU2

 

[Daphne]

What

Is OP a Snowcraig alt? This feels like it's a Snowcraig Alt....

What is snow craig alt?

 

[CyOps]

What

What is snow craig alt?

I think it's some vanilla porter microbrew.

 

[CloneLawman]

What

What is snow craig alt?

I think it's some vanilla porter microbrew.

Yeah. If you drink it, you forget to pick up your kids from daycare.

 

[Freebird]

What

What is snow craig alt?

That's exactly what SnowCraig's Alt would say.

 

[baller21]

While we’re on this topic.... Any of you cats partake in the use of a “ manpon” on those sweaty swamp a$$ kinda days?

Only if it’s soaked in alcohol.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

Yeah. If you drink it, you forget to pick up your kids from daycare.

Who was it that accidentally gave a rum and coke (or some other drink) to their daughter? That story about killed me from laughing.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

While we’re on this topic.... Any of you cats partake in the use of a “ manpon” on those sweaty swamp a$$ kinda days?

You need to get some help if you are getting that bad of swamp ass. May I suggest a change in under garments?

 

[Montgomery-Magic]

I can't for the life of me figure out why this thread is getting so much attention. :-0

10K views and counting.

 

[Daphne]

So the most interesting part of this is the "is @Daphne real" and will she meet @ISU2? Instead of the reddit-style confirmation pic, a more epic (in the sense of 100 people from CF would tune in LIVE) confirmation would be:

1) Announce a time you will stand at the MU fountain and "wave w/ an X color bow in hair", etc, where CF can see with the MU Fountain Camera. ISU2 would get the honor of "controlling" the zoom
http://fpams001.fpm.iastate.edu/mu/

2) then with confirmation you are real, the CF Knights "Battle Royale" for your hand in marriage can commence at the Parks Library Foam Fighters club on Friday afternoon (I assume they still meet there and then?), which would also be "televised":
http://fpams001.fpm.iastate.edu/westlawn/

What do you mean by if I'm real? I cannot be robot right?

 

[Daphne]

I can't for the life of me figure out why this thread is getting so much attention. :-0

10K views and counting.

It'll be interesting to study it.

 

[Daphne]

I think you know why panda, I had to test the power

Interesting. Is it some American syndrome? Coz I never get such feeling when I eat panda express.

 

[Doc]

Interesting. Is it some American syndrome? Coz I never get such feeling when I eat panda express.

Have you ever chewed a whole pack of sugar free gum at once?