What's wrong with campus toilets?

[cyrocksmypants]

He's older than I thought

I’ve aged pretty gracefully.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

just got my glamour shots back

You gotta work on them udder veins, babe.

 

[Daphne]

Even better. What are you doing for the football game Saturday?

Are you going to invite me for something? Feeling shy now

 

[CloneLawman]

Are you going to invite me for something? Feeling shy now

That feeling might also be good sense kicking in. Just a point to consider.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Are you going to invite me for something? Feeling shy now

Sure thing! What’s your drink of choice? Vodka cranberry?

 

[bluestarcyclone]

Are you going to invite me for something? Feeling shy now

Do you know who Lois Feldman is? I think that's the direction he's headed.

 

[derpyherky]

Sure thing! What’s your drink of choice? Vodka cranberry?

 

[CtownCyclone]

True love, blossoming before our very eyes...

 

[Daphne]

Sure thing! What’s your drink of choice? Vodka cranberry?

I don't drink, sorry

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Shooters shoot

 

[Daphne]

Speaking of such, it makes me think about hooking-ups. Is it real in America or just in the movies?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I don't drink, sorry

Anything? Like, at all? Even water?

 

[motorcy90]

Ok she passes the test and is a woman based upon the bolded. There isn't a man alive that wants to be in and out as quickly as possible.

ever **** in 120 deg. heat in a porta john?

 

[Daphne]

Anything? Like, at all? Even water?

I like fresh fruit juice

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I like fresh fruit juice

I can make it work with fresh fruit juice.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I like fresh fruit juice

This may explain some of the splatter you were experiencing over at the library.

 

[Daphne]

I can make it work with fresh fruit juice.

Haha, it's interesting to fantasize these

 

[Daphne]

This may explain some of the splatter you were experiencing over at the library.

Why tho?

 

[CyOps]

Sure thing! What’s your drink of choice? Vodka cranberry?

I can make it work with fresh fruit juice.

Sounds like something out of the Bill Cosby trial transcript.

 

[derpyherky]

I don't drink, sorry

By your name and not drinking, would you like to: