What's wrong with campus toilets?
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I’m always going to love you CG. You don’t need to break my boner in other ways for me to still love you.
So me personally, I get a sick pleasure out of destroying public restrooms. I take my time and wait and see how many people come in and turn right around a walk right back out. It's even better when you can hear an Oh my gawd or some such.
Case in point: Walmart on duff last weekend I'm in the process of polluting the air in the restroom up front when a kid and his dad walk in. Kid: "Dad it smells really bad in here." Dad: "Can you hold it until we get to the other bathroom?"
Not to mention the other 3 people that came in turned around and left.
Okay okay I know something is probably psychologically wrong with me but I find that amusing.
The Importance of Drop Impact
This debate is greatly lacking consideration of important contributing factors to the potential for poo/pee splashback in campus toilets.
PLAN AHEAD
There's the matter of urgency, how long have you been holding it in? The exit velocity can be greatly relaxed, made much less severe, if you plan ahead and visit the facilities within a reasonable span of time of your most recent meal or beverage intake, thus reducing potential splashback. Relaxation is key. This is college, people. Build life skills early on. Plan ahead.
If from the stall adjacent to you it sounds like a splash pad at an indoor waterpark, you've waited too long.
DIETARY PLAN
How's your fiber intake? Are you regular? Density, consistency, and shape of poo is greatly affected by dietary habits. What you eat and drink has an effect on the drop impact of the surface of the toilet water. Make healthy choices, get that soft, well-formed, torpedo-like projectile for a clean entry.
Your goal is THIS...
NOT this...
THE CONSERVATIONIST APPROACH
If the potential for splashback is that great there is always an alternative approach to relieving one's self on campus. Your body's excrement can be a vital piece to the improved health of campus vegetation. We're an Ag school for crying out loud. Get in touch with the cool, crisp wonder of Ames winters and find the nearest bush to drop trou. Nature will shake your hand.
I do not understand this about men. DH gets home one day when I was on maternity leave and I was dying to hand over the fussy baby and do something else. He's like he just needs to #2 "quick". Twenty minutes later I said we have very different ideas of "quick". I'm like either next time you hold it or you be done in less than three minutes which was more than I got during the day.
No, he does during work bathroom visits or in the mornings. He probably used to Reddit but ever since I nagged him about the foot tall stack of PC Gamer magazines, he's been taking those in with him instead.
How the heck are you 2 posts shy of 35K? It seems like just yesterday you were under 1,000, now you're trying to out-post @CycloneErik
Did you bother him while he was in the bathroom? Most likely no. Ruminate on that for a second.
I have never really understood it myself. The time some jerkoffs take is terribly inconsiderate when you work at a place that is mostly guys. We have a limited number of toilets a bunch of guys who need to poop.
The Importance of Drop ImpactThis debate is greatly lacking consideration of important contributing factors to the potential for poo/pee splashback in campus toilets.
PLAN AHEAD
There's the matter of urgency, how long have you been holding it in? The exit velocity can be greatly relaxed, made much less severe, if you plan ahead and visit the facilities within a reasonable span of time of your most recent meal or beverage intake, thus reducing potential splashback. Relaxation is key. This is college, people. Build life skills early on. Plan ahead.
If from the stall adjacent to you it sounds like a splash pad at an indoor waterpark, you've waited too long.
DIETARY PLAN
How's your fiber intake? Are you regular? Density, consistency, and shape of poo is greatly affected by dietary habits. What you eat and drink has an effect on the drop impact of the surface of the toilet water. Make healthy choices, get that soft, well-formed, torpedo-like projectile for a clean entry.
Your goal is THIS...
NOT this...THE CONSERVATIONIST APPROACH
If the potential for splashback is that great there is always an alternative approach to relieving one's self on campus. Your body's excrement can be a vital piece to the improved health of campus vegetation. We're an Ag school for crying out loud. Get in touch with the cool, crisp wonder of Ames winters and find the nearest bush to drop trou. Nature will shake your hand.
THE FIX for this is a little maneuver called "The Landing Strip"
1. Take about six squares of toilet paper(if single ply) and fold it in half to create a 3 square twoply.
2. Next place that in the water hotdog style to form a landing strip.
3. Go about your business.
Result is no splashback and no soggy bottom.
Works 100% of the time, every time.
If just yesterday was 2011, sure
Man, I didn't realize I'd been stalk...umm...reading your posts for that long...
This thread is pretty awesome.....I had no idea there were so many people fascinated with pooping.
It's one thing we all have in common. The fascination with pooping. It may bring about world peace. Pax Excrementana.
