What do you do?

[isufbcurt]

When you don’t have friends or like people, you have to create something. AI wasn’t available yet and sexbots aren’t my style, will leave those for @isufbcurt

I appreciate that my good man

 

[RoseClone]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

So you are one those that ignore the "turn off your phone" signs?

 

[RLD4ISU]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

You probably carried that fart in with you and now she's thinking "This old guy smells!"

 

[isufbcurt]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

Pics please.

Also it is polite to ask if she has onlyfans and you don't want to be rude.

 

[NWICY]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

Move, even if you're there 1st move why get what they've got.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

And here I thought this was a real request like I used to get from my mom to include in the Christmas letter. Kinda disappointed guys.

 

[ClonerJams]

Just start arguing with yourself next to him

 

[BCClone]

You could have just said I’m saving these next two seats for my wife and kid.

 

[nfrine]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

Yes. But it would probably be considered premium.

 

[Fishhead]

Fake that you have to go to the restroom. Just wash your hands and come back out and sit somewhere else

 

[madguy30]

This topic reminds me of some situations I've been in the last couple of years. I don't know if I just didn't notice these kinds of things pre-Covid or if these were just extreme deals.

--Last year while visiting a gas station the cashier had Germ-X behind the counter with her but kept wiping her hand on her runny nose while handling peoples' stuff. Luckily I was able to move over to another spot.

-- on a plane last year I noticed this person openly coughing, then wiped their nose with a kleenex only to put it in the back seat pocket in front of them At the same time there was someone behind me hacking hard core and didn't sound like he was covering up one bit.

 

[BCClone]

This topic reminds me of some situations I've been in the last couple of years. I don't know if I just didn't notice these kinds of things pre-Covid or if these were just extreme deals.

--Last year while visiting a gas station the cashier had Germ-X behind the counter with her but kept wiping her hand on her runny nose while handling peoples' stuff. Luckily I was able to move over to another spot.

-- on a plane last year I noticed this person openly coughing, then wiped their nose with a kleenex only to put it in the back seat pocket in front of them At the same time there was someone behind me hacking hard core and didn't sound like he was covering up one bit.

What kind of gas station is it where she was handling peoples “stuff”? Or do you mean “gas station”?

 

[madguy30]

What kind of gas station is it where she was handling peoples “stuff”? Or do you mean “gas station”?

Food or whatever. Convenience store is probably a better name.

 

[FallOf81]

Why I always carry a fart machine with me when I know I'd like space. Works wonders. Try not to bust out laughing.

 

[CycloneErik]

Fair enough, it was a jabbing to show dominance without peeing on his foot or humping his leg to mark my territory.

If in doubt, always hump the leg.
Otherwise, a simple "Hey, Lover" probably goes a long way.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Tell the guy that if he loves that video he should search “Animal Blumpkin” videos on Google.

 

[MisterO]

The old guy was likely a hok fan…they can’t help being obnoxious in public.

 

[Rabbuk]

This sounds like stuff the front desk staff should take care of besides the him sitting near you thing. That you should just stand up and move.

 

[Jer]

Tell the guy that if he loves that video he should search “Animal Blumpkin” videos on Google.

I'm resisting the Google search here.... resisting.... ****

 

[Jer]

Got called back in to the Dr at 2 today... we'll see if I'm sitting at the toddler table again by the end.