What do you do?

[Jer]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

 

[Clonehomer]

Get up and move to one of those open chairs?

 

[ClonesFTW]

I would probably not say a word but make it very obvious why I am moving to a different chair.

 

[Trice]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

Fake a phone call and go sit across the room.

 

[mynameisjonas]

Get up and move to one of those open chairs?

/thread

 

[isufbcurt]

just get up and move and make a snide half under breath comment

 

[madguy30]

I'd move.

Lacking self awareness is not something to be taken lightly.

 

[1100011CS]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

A. I wear an N95 mask when I go to the dr/hospital anymore B. Move

also, is this a Progressive commercial?

EDIT: I've just recently noticed my Mom does that with her phone. I had to take her to a dr appointment and she played videos with the volume on the whole time and took a phone call with the external speaker on. So effing annoying.

 

[cydsho]

Wrong answers only: Lower your pants to your ankles.

 

[Jer]

And now some dude comes in for a scheduled COVID test. Unmasked in the waiting room and coughing all over. They at least kicked him out and said to wait in his car and he’d be called to the side door. After exposing everyone. Thankful I planned ahead with the N95.

Peeps be ducking morons.

I farted and left the old guy.

 

[SwirlyBird]

I would drop my pants and **** right at his feet.

 

[ClonesTwenty1]

Wrong answers only: Lower your pants to your ankles.

Start rubbing your nipples and wink

 

[coolerifyoudid]

You could have just asked me nicely to move.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Wrong answers only: Lower your pants to your ankles.

Figure out what video he's watching and pull it up on YouTube but 3seconds later in the video so it's just an echo

 

[Jer]

You could have just asked me nicely to move.

Sorry, I thought me rubbing my elbow against your breast was a giveaway.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Sorry, I thought me rubbing my elbow against your breast was a giveaway.

Don't encourage me

 

[cytor]

The best thing you can do is start a new thread on CF.

 

[JM4CY]

Sorry, I thought me rubbing my elbow against your breast was a giveaway.

Why touching the boobs of other sick dudes?

 

[BCClone]

And now some dude comes in for a scheduled COVID test. Unmasked in the waiting room and coughing all over. They at least kicked him out and said to wait in his car and he’d be called to the side door. After exposing everyone. Thankful I planned ahead with the N95.

Peeps be ducking morons.

I farted and left the old guy.

I was going to say two options. Either pass gas very loudly, or look at him and say, out of all of these open chairs and you gotta sit next to me!?

 

[NickTheGreat]

Obviously you cough louder and watch your videos even louder. And then sit on his lap. You can't be outdone here.