Uniform thread

cyguytillidie

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I'll just save everyone the time and summarize how this thread will go:

- black uniforms are a fad, we need something traditional to "build our brand"
- but recruits like flashy uniforms, and that's all that really matters
- OK, fine, but why do we have to look like USC?
- well, we wouldn't have to if the 49ers didn't steal our original colors
- that's an urban myth
- bring back Walking Cy
- I actually prefer the tornado logo from the 80s
- we were bad in the 80s, why would you want to bring designs from that era back?
- gold helmets
- 4 pages of discussion over the correct shade of gold to use for the helmets
- picture of the white helmet
- picture of the white helmet with the extra large punching Cy on it
- whirly cy is terrible and never coming back
- joke about bringing back navy blue
- someone takes joke seriously, claims we need to embrace McCarney era
- Big 12 North was soft during McCarney era; McCarney overrated as coach
- 0-4 with matte helmets
- chrome helmets?
- we should be focused on winning instead of uniforms
My post wasn't on this!!!
Do I win?!
 

bostrem00

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Novel concept here, but since Iowa State considers gold as their other color. Why not use a metallic gold instead of yellow?
 

dirtyninety

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"All In" has to go....should have went with the Chiz.

Similar to "Ski-u-mah" on the back pad of the Gopher helmets, we should have "Schmucks".
 

SoapyCy

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I'd go to the games if we had a new uniform for every one. More chances to buy jerseys for my basement.

Who am I kidding we'll go anyway- maybe to get away from the baby.

Edit- I want cyclone uniforms om twitter to make some of these jerseys. I'd buy them.

I need to go to bed
 

cyclones500

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I'll just save everyone the time and summarize how this thread will go:

- black uniforms are a fad, we need something traditional to "build our brand"
- but recruits like flashy uniforms, and that's all that really matters
- OK, fine, but why do we have to look like USC?
- well, we wouldn't have to if the 49ers didn't steal our original colors
- that's an urban myth
- bring back Walking Cy
- I actually prefer the tornado logo from the 80s
- we were bad in the 80s, why would you want to bring designs from that era back?
- gold helmets
- 4 pages of discussion over the correct shade of gold to use for the helmets
- picture of the white helmet
- picture of the white helmet with the extra large punching Cy on it
- whirly cy is terrible and never coming back
- joke about bringing back navy blue
- someone takes joke seriously, claims we need to embrace McCarney era
- Big 12 North was soft during McCarney era; McCarney overrated as coach
- 0-4 with matte helmets
- chrome helmets?
- we should be focused on winning instead of uniforms

Best laugh I had all day.:smile: Granted, it was a Slow Laugh Day for me, but your post is funny because it's so spot-on.

Inclusion of 'Big 12 North was soft in McCarney era' in context of uniform thread is a hilarious addition. And the misunderstood sarcasm of navy blue.

And I say this as a guy who cannot resist joining discussion/obsessing in uniform threads.
 
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NATEizKING

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How about changing football to black and neon green for football? Always been my favorite color combo and it would disassociate the suck from our basketball team.
 

VeloClone

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I can't believe people are concerned about uniforms when the team sucks so bad.

When things are bad and you really have no way of effecting change you can choose one of two paths. You can wallow in your misery, gnashing you teeth and rending your garments or you can find a diversion and attempt to make your life better despite your misfortune. This thread is obviously an attempt at the latter. There have been about 50 threads attempting the former just since Saturday.
 

NenoFone

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Weren't black & silver our original school colors back in the 1800s? I say if we are going to play like the Oakland Raiders, we should also look like the Oakland Raiders. Except keep the red logo on the silver helmet.
 

k123

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I'll just save everyone the time and summarize how this thread will go:

....
- I actually prefer the tornado logo from the 80s
- we were bad in the 80s, why would you want to bring designs from that era back?
.....

I agree Roundball already summarized all that needs/always is said in these threads, but I wanted to add this Kagavi rendering of a revised tornado helmet (bullet point #7) in case others had not seen it. I argue that would get us a few extra wins a year.

https://twitter.com/kagavi/status/483984306037997568

Brd1KVICAAIY_Aq.jpg


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The problem w/ Iowa State's new matte helmet is multiple shades of red which looks sloppy. We whipped up these looks <a href="http://t.co/oPicWJXIUt">pic.twitter.com/oPicWJXIUt</a></p>&mdash; Kagavi (@kagavi) <a href="https://twitter.com/kagavi/status/483984306037997568">July 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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istater7

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I think the JT strips on the sides of the shoulders could be cool. Numbers would be on top of shoulders.
This is a really cool idea, it could incorporate the past of Jack Trice in new uniforms and be unique to ISU. It'd be cool if someone could give a visual representation of this.
 

Wesley

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Thinking we need nicknames on unis to get more fight out of our team:

He Hate Me
No Name
Jackrabbit
The Choice
Mom's Best
Flash You
Ironman
Frozen Tundra
Tank
Bullheaded
The Solution
Rockets
 

HoiBallNation

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Yeah, we can't go with black, but I think we could do a dark grey, with Cardinal numbers and letters, Grey helmet, no yellow.

We need to branch out a little and stop relying on the "throw back" jerseys.
 

cyadict

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Instead of the normal helmets or the new matte ones, I say we go with the new ultra shiny ones like USC used the other weekend. Plus I think the chrome face mask looks really good too.
New-USC-Helmet-1.jpg
 

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