Ukrainian Brides

[Naughtius]

So if there are few "real" women involved. Are they mailing out blow up dolls? Then what's the difference between a Ukrainian blowup doll and an American one?

Unlike American blow-up dolls, Ukrainian dolls know when to shut their g-d mouths!


<Sincerest apologies if I've offended anyone, but I honestly could NOT resist>

 

[BCClone]

Wait so you are telling me that most of these are scams but your place of work has a bunch of Ukranians in there 20s. I figure there are probably a few females in there but the element of not paying any airfare costs has intrigued me. What is the name of you website where I can meet/view these women from your company?

Also if this is a trick to try and stop/slow me from ordering Ukrainian brides that you desire, you have bought yourself some time.

That's it!! He just wants to hoard all the Ukrainian brides.

I thought about the BOGO deal, but didn't think I wanted what might be free. Also thought that that might mean she comes with a kid.

 

[CLONECONES]

honestly

i can't tell if there people saying they've made orders are joking or not anymore.........

i seriously hope they actually did it

 

[Cyclonestate78]

This might be the worst thread in CF history.

 

[Ciclone]

Is anyone checking the box to include bridesmaids in your order? Classic up-selling.

 

[bos]

This might be the worst thread in CF history.

If by worst, you mean awesome, you are correct!

 

[dtISU]

They look like they are a dime a dozen.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ukr...Q&biw=1440&bih=646&sei=KWZzT7TjGomA2gWHsPSmAw

Yeah, but it's kind of like looking at the menu at Denny's...I always get hungry when there are pictures on the menu.

 

[bos]

Ok so where are we on this. Thumbs up or thumbs down to purchasing?

 

[vmbplayer]

Ok so where are we on this. Thumbs up or thumbs down to purchasing?

I'm pretty sure, and I don't mean to speak for everyone here... But the consensus seemed to be thumbs up but don't go for the discount models.

 

[longtimeclone]

Ok so where are we on this. Thumbs up or thumbs down to purchasing?

I can only give a thumbs up if I know who you are purchasing.

 

[Naughtius]

Do they take CF credits? (Hey, they're Ukrainian. For all we know, that's their preferred currency)

 

[dtISU]

Do they take CF credits? (Hey, they're Ukrainian. For all we know, that's their preferred currency)

I now know what I can use all of my accumulated coupons for...

 

[Cyballzz]

Ok so where are we on this. Thumbs up or thumbs down to purchasing?

Do it.

I did it but learn from my mistakes. You have to make sure your doors all lock from the outside... otherwise they will get out, runaway, and you have go around town posting "Lost Ukrainian Bride" signs and its just a giant pain in the ***.

The looks I got at Kinkos....

 

[oldman]

4. If ran away within a year you get another one for FREE.

That's the one we were looking for!

Careful! Chances are you'd get one with no legs.

 

[Tailg8er]

The new batch of mail order brides are definitely going to clear customs (33 Photos) : theCHIVE

Ok, these aren't exactly Ukranian, but I felt they belong here also.


I'll take 2 #14's please!

 

[Tailg8er]

The new batch of mail order brides are definitely going to clear customs (33 Photos) : theCHIVE

Ok, these aren't exactly Ukranian, but I felt they belong here also.


I'll take 2 #14's please!

 

[00clone]

The new batch of mail order brides are definitely going to clear customs (33 Photos) : theCHIVE

Ok, these aren't exactly Ukranian, but I felt they belong here also.


I'll take 2 #14's please!

Just checked, #14 is on backorder. Not expected back in stock until September.

 

[dtISU]

Just wondering about communication...do you have to learn how to speak Ukrainian, or do they arrive fully aware of your intentions, needing only hand signals and crude gestures to understand their role in your life?

 

[gocubs2118]

#13 looks psycho, has some crazy eyes.

 

[2ndCyCE]

Just wondering about communication...do you have to learn how to speak Ukrainian, or do they arrive fully aware of your intentions, needing only hand signals and crude gestures to understand their role in your life?

They only understand instructions with corresponding pictures drawn in MS Paint.:smile: