That is harsh. At least she could have given him some sympathy nookie for the effort.
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That is harsh. At least she could have given him some sympathy nookie for the effort.
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Well that's just stupid. That's like expecting the toy you get in the 50 cent vending machines at the front of Walmart to not break on the ride home.
From my research the key to a successful mail order bride marriage is control. Here are things that you should not let a mail order bride do:
1)Jump on or off furniture - constant jumping for a mail order bride can damage their undeveloped joints.
2)Chew a shoe that you don't care about – Mail order brides can't differentiate between an old shoe and a new shoe.
3)Pull on leash - If you let your mail order bride pull on a lead, you're teaching her that pulling gets what she wants.
4) Go ahead of you through doors - Letting your mail order bride run out of any door ahead of you is dangerous, you never know who or what will be on the other side, it could be a aggressive dog that would attack your mail order bride and now you have a bride that is fear aggressive at other dogs.
5)Chase other animals, such as men, cats, squirrels, birds etc. - It's cute and funny when they're young because they can't catch them, but when she is older it becomes prey and sometimes obsessions.
6)Touch her teeth to human flesh unless it is your own- if a bride never touches her teeth to human flesh she will never learn from it. If you let your bride chew on your hand she learns that it's 'okay' to chew/bite other people and that may be a small child or baby.
7)Thrust against a person or object unless it is yourself- This is usually just excitement especially as the mail order bride is coming into sexual maturity, but you want to show your mail order bride that she is not allowed to thrust against objects or other people.
8)Eat then exercise right away - After you feed your mail order bride wait 45 mins before any strenuous exercising and after any exercising wait 30-45 mins before feeding. This will help the muscles calm down and work at their proper pace. If you feed too soon before or after the bowels move very quickly and can cause diarrhea and twisted stomachs for you bride.
9)Eat her feces or other dog's feces - For mail order brides, this is quite normal, they explore with their mouths and feces happens to be on the ground everywhere. After 6 months old it should stop only if you have been consistent with not allowing it (using your + interrupter), if it continues into adult hood you should check with your vet for pica or an underlining medical problem.
10)Barking that lasts longer than 10 seconds - Barking is NORMAL for a mail order bride to do, quite like us speaking, but excessive barking is a whole other story. The main culprit for brides excessive barking is attention getting. At some point, they will learn that when she barks, she gets what she wanted. Whether this be attention, food, potty break or whatever. The best way to stop the barking is not to make it reinforcing. If your bride is barking at you to play or get attention, ignore her and wait until she STOPS barking for a moment then give attention.
Didn't realize Ukraine has a barter economy. I better start rounding up tangible goods.
I think we should start an exchange service for these young ladies. We send a bunch of farm/engineering dudes over there to study, and they send a bunch of their students to Iowa State. It's a win win.
I'm holding my breath to see what ads eventually appear at the top.
Side note- I've been all over the world, and by far the most beautiful women in the world are in the Czech Republic and Poland
Side note- I've been all over the world, and by far the most beautiful women in the world are in the Czech Republic and Poland
Not for the farm/engineering dudes. That may have been their last chance at getting nooky, like, ever.
Yes, it seems crazy. But loneliness/desparation/addiction/etc. cause people to do crazy things.
Vietnamese is where it's at, and the customer service is obviously top notch.
LOL good lord
Vietnamese is where it's at, and the customer service is obviously top notch.
4. If ran away within a year you get another one for FREE.
That's the one we were looking for!
Good to see that there are still some good companies out there that stand behind their products.
I've been getting adds for some animal management company, and minor wreck express collision repair..... So yeah, I think the ads are starting to catch on to the thread!
Potential Wife Buyer: Well why do Vietnamese wives come with a money back guarantee?
Ukranian Wife seller: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ukranian Wife seller: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
I would have gone Poland and Netherlands, but so true. In fact Im going to Krakow in a couple months, cant wait, too bad Ill have to wear sunglasses the whole time so my wife doesnt notice my wandering eyes.
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