Ok this is a joke but Sue Johanson who has her own TV show about sex. I bet back her in heydays she was a wild woman, lol. But seriously, I find her show almost funny, it's like asking your grandma about sex and she talks about EVERYTHING you can imagine. Sex toys? no problem she can probably even recommend ones for you, lol
My wife and I used to watch this show before we had kids. What a creepy old lady. The Canadians that call in always asked about one thing, too. It was kinda funny.