Thread Titles that would shock CF posters

[cmjh10]

'Brock Purdy tears ACL in winter workout' -- although, that wouldn't shock many ISU fans. We are too used to that kind of thing.

**** you

 

[Rural]

I know something about high level basketball.

 

[jcyclonee]

Wigginton back in starting lineup

Better yet. Wigginton

 

[MeanDean]

Kansas MBB given death penalty by NCAA.

 

[CycloneWanderer]

Bill Snyder hired as Kansas Jayhawk head coach.

"I've done it before and I can do it again."

 

[Fitzy]

VEISHEA returning in 2020

 

[knowlesjam]

More Men's Urinals Planned for SEZ

Beer Sales To Begin at Hilton and Jack Trice

Stormy Daniels named Team Physical Therapist

 

[cyyote15]

Iowa State successfully runs an out of bounds play

 

[RedDog]

Iowa AD Barta, "ISU was kicking our ass marketing so we thought we'd copy their 'Storm' theme. Between #STORMCarver and free admission it was a success. "

 

[CyArob]

CF CHRONICLES: Transfer U, Part 4

@JStanz51

 

[ISUCubswin]

Park Revival - CMC Unsure Who Will Win QB Battle

Purdy To Change Name To Bubba, Avoiding Brock-Brock Backfield Confusion

 

[cyowan]

@CyTwins @benjimill @dexterhawk @iahawks secretly the same person. "Split" spin-off in production.

 

[bozclone]

Randy Peterson to replace John Walters

 

[cyhiphopp]

Iowa gives Barta lifetime contract.

Barta secretly extends Fran to lifetime contract with $100 mil buyout

Kirk Ferentz becomes President of his housing association. Promptly buys everyone out.

He could give Brian some free housing again, just like the old days.

 

[cyhiphopp]

More Men's Urinals Planned for SEZ

Beer Sales To Begin at Hilton and Jack Trice

Stormy Daniels named Team Physical Therapist

#astormisbrewing

 

[cyhiphopp]

@CyTwins @benjimill @dexterhawk @iahawks secretly the same person. "Split" spin-off in production.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Randy Peterson to replace John Walters

Again, we still need a VOMIT reaction.

 

[laminak]

Nebraska, Missouri, and Colorado join Big 12; Baylor booted out

Hickory Park named best BBQ joint in the US

Chris Williams and Jon Miller announce merger between CF and HN.

Regents cancel ISU sports and rename ISU to University of Iowa-Ames.

Fred Hoiberg announced as an Iowa Hawkeye assistant coach and head recruiter.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Fred to Kansas

...to visit daughter

 

[Prone2Clone]

Gold helmets are happening!