Thread Titles that would shock CF posters

[JStanz51]

"We have the best o-line in the country..."

 

[cyclones500]

Williams: Cyclone Fanatic to shut down in 30 days

 

[CycloneErik]

Gravel at Jack Trice?

 

[discydisc]

Clone cones replaced with dipndots
Walking tacos will now use cool ranch Doritos

 

[cyclones500]

***Official No GameDay thread this week***

 

[tolfbfan]

5 star commit

 

[CycloneErik]

Brock Purdy?

 

[jmb]

Coach Matt Campbell wins his third national title THIS YEAR.

Football title in January.
Basketball title this past April.
Pollard allows the process spark the men’s baseball team to cws championship in first season.

 

[clones8232]

Butler loves Iowa State too much. NFL out of the question

 

[JStanz51]

Williams: Cyclone Fanatic to shut down in 30 days

Well, anybody hiring?

 

[jmb]

Boone Pickens says **** OSU. BECOMES MAJOE DONOR AT ISU.

 

[cyclones500]

Well, anybody hiring?

That could be a follow-up thread: Stanz hired by ESPN.

 

[cyclones500]

Fan poll deems football uniform design "perfect in every aspect."

(I say this as a uniform-thread obsessive)

 

[CloneSt8]

Rare empty seat spotted at Hilton!

 

[UnCytely]

'Brock Purdy tears ACL in winter workout' -- although, that wouldn't shock many ISU fans. We are too used to that kind of thing.

 

[amishclone]

Purdy wins Heisman

 

[cycloner29]

Iowa gives Barta lifetime contract.

Barta secretly extends Fran to lifetime contract with $100 mil buyout

Kirk Ferentz becomes President of his housing association. Promptly buys everyone out.

 

[intrepid27]

Parking lots repaved before 2019 season.





P.S. This is in honor of my wife who insists I write a note on ticket renewal about parking.

 

[jcyclonee]

CW given technology to send electrical pulse through web to dumb posters...


Ouch!

 

[intrepid27]

Wigginton back in starting lineup