Thread Titles that would shock CF posters

[tolfbfan]

Guys/gals,

It is a really boring time for this football forum. Let's pretend something big happened and be creative.

I'll go first!

 

[tolfbfan]

CMC gets lifetime contract for winning National Championship!

 

[Tri4Cy]

Title: Purdy out for season
Content: link to article about Brock's lil' bro

 

[aauummm]

tolfbfan named head football coach of the New England Patriots

 

[stormchaser2014]

Fred Hoiberg Spotted in Ames.

 

[Gorm]

Report: Bill Self Fired. Hoiberg reportedly interested to replace.

 

[JM4CY]

JLH dating Brock Purdy

 

[Jacktronic]

Brock Purdy

Matt Campbell

Breece Hall

Jirehl Brock

 

[Doc]

Matt Campbell Selects Team Book Choice: The Brothers Karamazov

 

[Cyclonepride]

Blown call goes Iowa State’s way

 

[LarryISU]

Brock Purdy

Matt Campbell

Breece Hall

Jirehl Brock

For those uninformed (and I mean both of you) titling a thread with just a name is considered highly inappropriate.

 

[ca4cy]

Big 12 Offices to move to DsM.

 

[MeanDean]

UofI drops Football after Brian Ferentz head coach hiring debacle

 

[Gonzo]

Hoiberg Admits He Prefers McSteamy to McDreamy

 

[drmwevr08]

Vikings win super bowl.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Cyclone basketball banned form postseason play for KU Adidas scandal.

Edit...oh wait, you said “that would shock CF posters”

 

[CycloneErik]

Campbell next year...................

 

[cmjh10]

Hoiberg buys out Prohm's contract

 

[LincolnWay187]

Campbells Been Bought Out!

Soup company acquired by another conglomerate.

 

[dosry5]

Reasons I like YeahBuddy...