Survivor: One World

That Colton guy has to be the dumbest Survivor contestant I've seen in a while.

You know that your tribe is the men yet you spend all your time with the women. :confused:

Even after getting a hidden immunity idol he's got no chance of getting to the merge (unless the men win every challenge).

I've seen players give up their immunity necklace. I've seen players get voted out with a hidden immunity idol (or two). I've never seen a player spend all his time with the opposing tribe and ostracizing himself from his own tribe...on the first day. That's a whole new level of fail.

Agreed. Just goes to show us that, even after all of these seasons and all of these contestants, we still haven't seen it all.
 
That Colton guy has to be the dumbest Survivor contestant I've seen in a while.

You know that your tribe is the men yet you spend all your time with the women. :confused:

Even after getting a hidden immunity idol he's got no chance of getting to the merge (unless the men win every challenge).

I've seen players give up their immunity necklace. I've seen players get voted out with a hidden immunity idol (or two). I've never seen a player spend all his time with the opposing tribe and ostracizing himself from his own tribe...on the first day. That's a whole new level of fail.

I'm going to disagree that this is a bad move. Face it, the guy is never going to be a force (i.e. threat) on a team filled with alpha males. If he can bring back the occasional piece of intel, the guys may bring him along for a while.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's not going to be a force in the challenges, but they've got some serious firepower, enough to offset him.

Colton's best play may be to play under the radar and let the 2 male cliques go all "Lord of the Flies" on each other. Being a non-threatening swing vote has taken quite a few Survivors deep into the game.

Disclaimer: He annoys the crap out of me, and I totally hope I'm wrong.

Also, Chelsea is smoking hot. Ever notice on Survivor how the guys' faces are center-frame, but the girls tend to be a little lower? Yeah, me neither.
 
The dumbest move in the history of Survivior happened tonight. I can't even begin to describe it. I had my doubts about the men's tribe after last week's vote but tonight's show confirmed them.

In a related note, Colton is in the top 5 biggest d-bags to ever be on the show.
 
The dumbest move in the history of Survivior happened tonight. I can't even begin to describe it. I had my doubts about the men's tribe after last week's vote but tonight's show confirmed them.

In a related note, Colton is in the top 5 biggest d-bags to ever be on the show.

+1 Hate that guy!!

And not because he is gay... my housekeeper is gay
 
In a related note, Colton is in the top 5 biggest d-bags to ever be on the show.

The best was this exchange:

Probst: You have any African Americans in your life?
Colton: Yeah, our housemaid.

I don't understand why the guys are following him. He doesn't bring a whole lot to the table except potentially an in with girls, but they wouldn't hold it against any of the guys if Colton weren't to make the merge. However, dude has persuasion skills for sure. He convinced the whole tribe to give up immunity just to vote someone out just because of a personal vendetta (probably some closet racism, too). Seems like everyone is afraid to call him out for being an *** because he'll play the "woe, is me; everyone's picking on the gay guy" card.
 
The best was this exchange:

Probst: You have any African Americans in your life?
Colton: Yeah, our housemaid.

I don't understand why the guys are following him. He doesn't bring a whole lot to the table except potentially an in with girls, but they wouldn't hold it against any of the guys if Colton weren't to make the merge. However, dude has persuasion skills for sure. He convinced the whole tribe to give up immunity just to vote someone out just because of a personal vendetta (probably some closet racism, too). Seems like everyone is afraid to call him out for being an *** because he'll play the "woe, is me; everyone's picking on the gay guy" card.

This. When Jonas said something like "Colton is calling the shots" I yelled out at the TV and to my family watching with me "Why is Colton calling the shots?!!". That was an embarrassment all-around and I hope that all of the rest of the men get voted out one by one now. I cannot in good conscience cheer for any one of them any longer, especially not Colton. I was hoping that Bill would snap and beat the living crap out of him. I couldn't stand Russell, but I find myself wishing he was back for this season just so he could carve up Colton and serve him with a side dish or two.
 
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I cant stand Colton. I just dont understand how he can complain,about someone that is trying to making a living(Bill), when this pretty boy that went to a private school and has a live in house keeper. All these guys are idiots , I hope the women destroy em.
 
How did Colton go from being the first one to be voted out to Queen of the castle? That guy is a terrible person. All of those guys are idiots and deserve to lose.
 
The best was this exchange:

Probst: You have any African Americans in your life?
Colton: Yeah, our housemaid.


I don't understand why the guys are following him. He doesn't bring a whole lot to the table except potentially an in with girls, but they wouldn't hold it against any of the guys if Colton weren't to make the merge. However, dude has persuasion skills for sure. He convinced the whole tribe to give up immunity just to vote someone out just because of a personal vendetta (probably some closet racism, too). Seems like everyone is afraid to call him out for being an *** because he'll play the "woe, is me; everyone's picking on the gay guy" card.

I LOL'ed. Not because I thought what he said was funny, but because for a second I questioned how anybody could be that stupid. Then I realized this is America, where one's idiocy is a Constitutionally-protected right, no matter how idiotic the person is.
 
Hey, the dude lives in freakin' Alabama and the only black person he knows is their housekeeper? That's all you need to know right there.

Colton also needs to drop his little neck roll thing. Looks like he's trying to mimic an MMA fighter during intros. It ain't workin'
 
This. When Jonas said something like "Colton is calling the shots" I yelled out at the TV and to my family watching with me "Why is Colton calling the shots?!!". That was an embarrassment all-around and I hope that all of the rest of the men get voted out one by one now. I cannot in good conscience cheer for any one of them any longer, especially not Colton. I was hoping that Bill would snap and beat the living crap out of him. I couldn't stand Russell, but I find myself wishing he was back for this season just so he could carve up Colton and serve him with a side dish or two.

I would enjoy this too, they'll bring russ back and he'd rip that guy apart.

The preview for next week show shows that they mix up the tribe. I got a feeling he's going to be with the black girls tribe. It's going to get back to her what he said to Bill and he's going to be in trouble. She already thinks he's annoying. The guy has no chance of winning he'll eventually get blindsided.
 

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