Sitting on same side of Booth/Table
- Thread starter cycopath25
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Where is “getting/giving a handy”?
I prefer my wife use her feet so that is why we sit on opposite sides.
Isn't it so they can watch the TV together if there's not another TV facing the other side of the table? I mean it's also to secretly make out even though everyone can see, but the TV thing too.
My wife and I went to a sport bars to catch some March Madness games and did the same-side thing because one side of the table had a ****** view.
Side note, I will never hear the "both watching tv" reference without thinking of this shirt I got as a white elephant gift a few years ago:
demoncore1031
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My wife sits next to me sometimes and sometimes sits across from me. I don't really have a preference either way, unless of course she was going to give me a handy under the table but she's way too shy so that isn't happening.
I came here to make handy vs footy joke, and EVERYONE beat me to it. Well done all.
In seriousness, opposite side. First, its easier to eat without bumping elbows. Second, you can look her in the eyes when talking, and at her bosoms when not talking.
In seriousness, opposite side. First, its easier to eat without bumping elbows. Second, you can look her in the eyes when talking, and at her bosoms when not talking.
