I, too, thought the same. Red singlet, large white wrap around the head....it's wrasslin' Santa Claus.
Yeah - feminine clothing with pockets is a myth.
Soooo....I bought some pants at Lane Bryant a few years back. (Cuz I need to lose some weight around the middle, plus they carry tall sizes in some styles) When I was hustling between the upper press box and lower bowels of WFA while covering the NCAA basketball rounds a couple of years back, my cell phone in its Otterbox fit perfectly in my front pocket. That was convenient.
