Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[BoxsterCy]

Hang around Pants more and you'll become jaded soon enough

Pants broke off his apprenticeship under the master of pessimism, me, and ran off to Washington D.C. so I am not sure what is to become of him. I was working to disavail him of his notion that the country can still be saved but he was very resistant.

 

[jcyclonee]

[insert]vomit emoji[/insert]

Last night, we went to eat at a Thai place. There's an Asian supermarket next door so we took a gander in there. If you want vomit emoji, check out the seafood section of an Asian supermarket sometime. I suppose those places aren't as rare in Hawaii.

 

[jcyclonee]

Pants broke off his apprenticeship under the master of pessimism, me, and ran off to Washington D.C. so I am not sure what is to become of him. I was working to disavail him of his notion that the country can still be saved but he was very resistant.

Getting closer to the center of the current political climate should disavail him all the way.

Also, will you pay for the Uber to get me to and from SLP on Saturday night?

 

[BoxsterCy]

It’s at Park Tavern in St. Louis Park this week. Isn’t that closer to you than Darby’s?

Thinking maybe The Park will not be big enough. BTW, Darby's added the LHN at the last minute so if anyone shows up there at least they will catch the game. Think I'll uber even though I plan on behaving, maybe.

 

[BCClone]

Getting closer to the center of the current political climate should disavail him all the way.

Also, will you pay for the Uber to get me to and from SLP on Saturday night?

You can ride on his handlebars.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pants broke off his apprenticeship under the master of pessimism, me, and ran off to Washington D.C. so I am not sure what is to become of him. I was working to disavail him of his notion that the country can still be saved but he was very resistant.

Vote @cyrocksmypants 2020.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Vote @cyrocksmypants 2020.

Vote @cyrocksmypants / @Cyrocks 2020.

He doesn’t know he’s my VP candidate yet, but if he’s going to steal my username, he doesn’t have a choice.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I'm pretty sure BC's wife and my wife are the same person. They're even both teachers.

What if you and BC are actually the same person with a split personality?

 

[jcyclonee]

Thinking maybe The Park will not be big enough. BTW, Darby's added the LHN at the last minute so if anyone shows up there at least they will catch the game. Think I'll uber even though I plan on behaving, maybe.

Will you pay for an Uber to get me to and from the North Loop on Saturday?

 

[BCClone]

What if you and BC are actually the same person with a split personality?

Then I’m chewing out JC for not taking better care of myself.

Also, doesn’t JC have daughter/son/daughter? He would be bizzaro me mostly.

 

[CloneLawman]

Vote @cyrocksmypants 2020.

 

[jcyclonee]

What if you and BC are actually the same person with a split personality?

Split personalities that are similar? That would bore the heck out of a psychiatrist.

 

[CloneLawman]

Then I’m chewing out JC for not taking better care of myself.

Also, doesn’t JC have daughter/son/daughter? He would be bizzaro me mostly.

Are you bald now, BC?

 

[jcyclonee]

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Generally, I prefer no pants but I'm all in on this one as long as "no bacon" isn't a campaign promise.

 

[CloneLawman]

Generally, I prefer no pants but I'm all in on this one as long as "no bacon" isn't a campaign promise.

Yeah, well you'll notice there is no promise of saving the country. Without caving this thing, I'll simply join Boxster in his well-placed pessimism

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Generally, I prefer no pants but I'm all in on this one as long as "no bacon" isn't a campaign promise.

I’m already not going to win the state of Iowa, but this would be a surefire way to guarantee an Iowa loss.

 

[VeloClone]

Temperature inversion + SE wind = Sewage treatment plant smells all over CR and Marion.

"City of Five Smells"

 

[CloneLawman]

I’m already not going to win the state of Iowa, but this would be a surefire way to guarantee an Iowa loss.

Just make No Bacon, No Ethanol Subsidies, and no Farm Subsidies part of your plan.

 

[WIBadger]

Also why you have kids. Can pass this task off to them.

Eh, i’d probably pass on that. If my back actually itches I can just use a back scratcher. It’s more about wanting an so to do it; it’s like having someone play with your hair.

I ask DH to scratch mine sometimes. He has long enough arms it's not usually an issue for him. He has asked for help popping a back zit though. That's true love.

See, I feel like compared to this a back scratch is super reasonable.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

But I don’t want just anyone scratching my back.


Let’s get other opinions:

CG, KC, and Ms3r4ISU, if your husband asked you to scratch his back, would you?

Do it all the time.