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I'm feeding this kid straight ice cream. He gained 25oz in 13 days. I told DH I could practically see his cheeks and thighs getting bigger this week.

Two minutes before we were going to leave the house - and freshly dried off from his bath - he had an explosive spit up all over me, the bed, himself.........it was good times. Oh that's right, I need to wash those shorts. I wiped off the spit and didn't change them. They're the only shorts I can wear atm.
 
I'm feeding this kid straight ice cream. He gained 25oz in 13 days. I told DH I could practically see his cheeks and thighs getting bigger this week.

Two minutes before we were going to leave the house - and freshly dried off from his bath - he had an explosive spit up all over me, the bed, himself.........it was good times. Oh that's right, I need to wash those shorts. I wiped off the spit and didn't change them. They're the only shorts I can wear atm.
Baby timing can be absolutely impeccable!
 
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You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Love stinks yeah yeah


Copy pasted that because easier than typing but I do have the lines memorized. o_O
 
I'm feeding this kid straight ice cream. He gained 25oz in 13 days. I told DH I could practically see his cheeks and thighs getting bigger this week.

Two minutes before we were going to leave the house - and freshly dried off from his bath - he had an explosive spit up all over me, the bed, himself.........it was good times. Oh that's right, I need to wash those shorts. I wiped off the spit and didn't change them. They're the only shorts I can wear atm.

Wearing Eau De Baby Spit is a thing. I think even I'd recognize the fragrance. ;)
 
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I'm feeding this kid straight ice cream. He gained 25oz in 13 days. I told DH I could practically see his cheeks and thighs getting bigger this week.

Two minutes before we were going to leave the house - and freshly dried off from his bath - he had an explosive spit up all over me, the bed, himself.........it was good times. Oh that's right, I need to wash those shorts. I wiped off the spit and didn't change them. They're the only shorts I can wear atm.


If your top is cold, just turn the air up no reason to ice them off.
 
Signed in at DMACC. Can do my orientation training this weekend once that system catches up. The next trick is to bridge the gap between now and the first paycheck on September 30th and find insurance.

We solved our childcare issue for the two class days today. That's always good.

And as the job ads are starting to roll out for next year, they are strategically avoiding 19th Century U.S. History positions through the 1st two days. My time is coming, but it's weird seeing what seems like everything else coming open instead.
 
I'm feeding this kid straight ice cream. He gained 25oz in 13 days. I told DH I could practically see his cheeks and thighs getting bigger this week.

Two minutes before we were going to leave the house - and freshly dried off from his bath - he had an explosive spit up all over me, the bed, himself.........it was good times. Oh that's right, I need to wash those shorts. I wiped off the spit and didn't change them. They're the only shorts I can wear atm.

Definitely a new mom.
 
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Don’t judge me, but I think I’m going to go to “The Meg” tomorrow afternoon....

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Two unrelated thoughts:

1.) Having a license plate like "Am Bad" is a little edgy when you're 20, it's just sad when you're middle-aged

2.) Wisconsin football season tickets came in the mail today and I am super excited for the season to start! I also really like where my seats are, so that makes it even better #westsidebestside
 
Two unrelated thoughts:

1.) Having a license plate like "Am Bad" is a little edgy when you're 20, it's just sad when you're middle-aged

2.) Wisconsin football season tickets came in the mail today and I am super excited for the season to start! I also really like where my seats are, so that makes it even better #westsidebestside

Did you buy two sets so you have a lady friend to sit next to?
 
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