Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[SCyclone]

Not sure what I will do this summer/fall (to me hair is a necessary evil to deal with) but last year I started a match with my son about long hair. I was going to go longer than him for haircuts. If you don't think this would really tick my wife off, this is what my hair becomes if grown out.

at about 3inches long it starts getting very wavy on top and the back starts these curls. Every little bit longer and it just amplifies. It got to probably 4 inches on top (I shave it close to a high and tight normaly) so it was really starting to roll.

BTW, if you cut her hair shoulder length, I have toddler pictures like that. After mom kepting getting told she had a cute daughter, my dad made her chop it off.

Grow it out and give it to Locks of Love.

 

[carvers4math]

I can tell you are blushing a little thinking about it.

Probably that fine line between blushing and puking.

I do great on spinning rides but cannot take sudden drops on coasters. The old log ride at Adventureland was the steepest drop I can handle.

 

[WIBadger]

Who is this kilt-wearing stranger? Why have ye come down from the highlands, Lad?

More to say hi and to take a break from cite checking haha. Plus, I saw something about serving on juries and it was like a signal flare.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Not nice carvers, not nice.

Sauce for the goose...

 

[cyhiphopp]

Not sure what I will do this summer/fall (to me hair is a necessary evil to deal with) but last year I started a match with my son about long hair. I was going to go longer than him for haircuts. If you don't think this would really tick my wife off, this is what my hair becomes if grown out.

at about 3inches long it starts getting very wavy on top and the back starts these curls. Every little bit longer and it just amplifies. It got to probably 4 inches on top (I shave it close to a high and tight normaly) so it was really starting to roll.

BTW, if you cut her hair shoulder length, I have toddler pictures like that. After mom kepting getting told she had a cute daughter, my dad made her chop it off.

I think we have similar hair. Any time I've grown it out past a couple inches, it starts to look like a white boy afro. My brother had the most hilarious curly mullet in high school. He graduated in 89 so it was fitting at the time.

My mom didn't really cut my hair till I was about 2. I had long curly golden locks. It was wavy and think until I hit puberty and then it got curly as ****.

 

[BCClone]

Grow it out and give it to Locks of Love.

Will they pay for my divorce???

My niece (I have one blood one so it makes it easy) did this but did a different "company". She researched it and found some stuff about Locks (I think they charged a decent amount or something for the hair or had some odd thing they required compared to the other) that she didnt care for.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

When I googled the jerk, I found what the ladies would like to see me as for a carnie. Not sure what it is, but I know they would like this.

That's Sean Connery from Zardoz

 

[BCClone]

Sauce for the goose...

Never heard this expression before. Makes sense though. Usually I needed some sauce before I could "goose" some women.


EDIT: Goose in my day meant pinch their rear, not some nasty thing that may be on U D.

 

[SCyclone]

I could get nauseous on the kids' merry-go-round. Carnival rides were absolutely verboten, unless there was a large contingent of people on the ride who didn't mind some kid barfing all over. The girls have teased me about this unmercifully, because they all love the wildest rides.

S'Ok, though. Dad had the money for the rides, so I made them shut up.

 

[BCClone]

That's Sean Connery from Zardoz

So.......it would make a good halloween costume. Buy a diaper, die it red, attach some suspenders and find a ho and borrow her boots. Seems simple to put together.

 

[carvers4math]

Never heard this expression before. Makes sense though. Usually I needed some sauce before I could "goose" some women.


EDIT: Goose in my day meant pinch their rear, not some nasty thing that may be on U D.

Uh yeah, not carnie material.

 

[BCClone]

Uh yeah, not carnie material.

Ever notice that carnie is pretty close to carnal? Kinda one of the same.

 

[cyhiphopp]

She’s a redhead most of the time but she is getting older.

My personal stance on redheads; I've dated a few and they are all crazy. Fun in the sack, but there's always something a little off in the personality department. It didn't help that one of the ones I dated in college was on medication for depression, so that skews my research. But overall, they can be fun to date, but buyer beware.

 

[BoxsterCy]

When I googled the jerk, I found what the ladies would like to see me as for a carnie. Not sure what it is, but I know they would like this.

That movie is unwatchably bad and mounted a strong challenge to my mantra that bad sci-fi is better than no sci-fi at all. Since modified to "mediocre sc-ifi is better than no scifi at all."

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

That movie is unwatchably bad and mounted a strong challenge to my mantra that bad sci-fi is better than no sci-fi at all. Since modified to "mediocre sc-ifi is better than no scifi at all."

I've never watched it but that trailer seems to support your thesis.

 

[carvers4math]

My personal stance on redheads; I've dated a few and they are all crazy. Fun in the sack, but there's always something a little off in the personality department. It didn't help that one of the ones I dated in college was on medication for depression, so that skews my research. But overall, they can be fun to date, but buyer beware.

I have a son with red hair. He always said he wanted to marry a girl with red hair and blue eyes like him once he read that is going extinct.

Current girlfriend meets those requirements but he is always complaining about other stuff about her. He needs to give up on the look and find someone more compatible.

 

[carvers4math]

That movie is unwatchably bad and mounted a strong challenge to my mantra that bad sci-fi is better than no sci-fi at all. Since modified to "mediocre sc-ifi is better than no scifi at all."

Well a few fall into so bad they are good.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Well a few fall into so bad they are good.

 

[BCClone]

My personal stance on redheads; I've dated a few and they are all crazy. Fun in the sack, but there's always something a little off in the personality department. It didn't help that one of the ones I dated in college was on medication for depression, so that skews my research. But overall, they can be fun to date, but buyer beware.

Shade of red makes a difference, and honestly at my age....no woman knows her real color anymore anyhow, but the orange ones are pure crazy. I either thought they were very cute or not at all. I dated one that was a darker shade and I really like that.

The one thing you failed to realize is that any woman around college age or younger is what you would call crazy or high drama. As I get older and my daughter gets older it becomes clearer and clearer to me.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

So I see someone took a preemptive strike and started a thread complaining about next years MBB team being bad.