Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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I guess if I had an MO it would be to snark someone to death? Is that even possible? I dunno, but I'll try.
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Gull Lake, Minnesota this weekend. Rainy and a high of 64 tomorrow. I suppose we better bring sweatshirts on the friend's pontoon for when the kids get out of the water.
 
Got a subtle hint that the wife is mad at me I think. Got home because they said the dishwasher would be delivered after lunch. Turned the doorknob and slammed Into the door when it only opened about 6 inches. She had them set the thing right behind the door where I get into the garage. Behind that was a bookshelf she was going to repaint. Had to fight the door open.
 
I guess mine would be: Struck from behind by a blunt instrument roughly the shape of a Cable TV remote. By a old white guy riding a supposedly random tour of Iowa. On a Yamaha Maxi-scooter. The murder weapon is never found.
 
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Got a subtle hint that the wife is mad at me I think. Got home because they said the dishwasher would be delivered after lunch. Turned the doorknob and slammed Into the door when it only opened about 6 inches. She had them set the thing right behind the door where I get into the garage. Behind that was a bookshelf she was going to repaint. Had to fight the door open.

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Yes and no. I hate small towns and would never want to live there but I don't look for every chance to let that fact be known.
We balance each other out, then - because I hate living in close quarters to a whole bunch of neighbors, and don't really like cities all that much.
 
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Asked wife why she put that there. She blamed the 9 year old, said he put the bookcase there also. Said he was just trying to be helpful. Then said, "wasn't the big door open". Nope it was shut that why I tried the walk through. Been together 19 years and I've got to park inside for maybe 6 months, figured she would have figured out I need to go through that door by now.
 
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine
 
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