I'm on mobile, someone send him a pic of a person in a bik8ni who should not be in a bik8n8.dh pointed out someone with fake boobs today. I hadn't noticed. Apparently it's second nature to you guys.
Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho
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WDSM, you want me to send you the one of her in her bikini when she went to Jamaica two years ago as well?
Ah, the old "I was just looking at her fake boobs so that I could tell you about how I didn't like them" move. You'll learn by the time you have been married 10+ years.
Can you make a collage like you see girls do for holidays/birthdays/big events?
So I had pointed out a group of three girls and asked if that's what my butt looked lIke I my bikini. He's like yeah but you are skinnier than they are. I'm like cool, they look good. Then I asked if he thought they looked good. Yeah girl in green is nice. Cool. Then he pointed to another girl not in the group of threeand said girl in white is pretty good. I said that's enough. It's OK for me to ask but another for you to point them out. Girl in white was smoking though, can't be mad at dh, he has good taste. I asked him what about her was nice a minute later and he pleaded the fifth.
He did say fake boobs lady wasn't great. I said can I get a boobs job in the future and he said we'll see. Im not sure if I should be offended by that
Girl walked by in short shorts tonight and I totally looked. Glanced back at dh and he's like well if you look i get to look.
What a *******. He had a shot at easing into a ménage there and screwed it up big time.
Short shorts had a husband or boyfriend or someth8ng. I was just admiring her nice legs.
DH with all the wrong answers today. Again, he'll also learn after 10+ years of marriage.
I will say in regards to tan lines that I'm doing a great job on sunscreen for my face mean8ng my face is 3 to 4 shades lighter than my body.
Doesn't change a thing just becomes more risky on if he's a participant or an audience member of the ménage.
Yeah, but do you have hand wings on your shoulder blades from how far your little arms will let you cover?
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