that's an auto-win, right? Probably if KC told them too![]()
Honey, the LAST thing they want to hear about is MY boobs. And I'm okay with that.
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that's an auto-win, right? Probably if KC told them too![]()
Well, soccer is not even my favorite sport. I would rank my favorite sports as follows:I don't know if comparing one struggling (in America) sport to another struggling (in America) sport is the best of arguments.....
With or without zucchini?
I can't remember the last time I wore pants while eating dinner.
omg, the other night we were packing and I came out to show DH something, IDK what, but I was topless and in underwear only. Probably wanted him to feel that I had shaved my legs. His computer is in the sunroom opposite side of the house from our bedroom. It's like 8pm and there's a ******* knock on the door! He's like "stay here!" yeah cause I had big plans to run and answer that door, dude.
Some dude with an apparently terrible speech about getting money to lobby on neonicotinoids or something. I learned my lesson on running around naked in the house. Also, we need to get some cover thingies on those door sidelights.
The following two conversations just happened:
I was eating some Corn Nuts.
Mrs. GTO: "Are those fried?"
Me: "I think they're toasted, but I'm not even sure if they are real corn."
Mrs. GTO: "That makes no sense. Why would anyone make fake corn?"
Me: "Candy corn?"
BAM! By my estimate, GTO 7, Mrs. GTO 344.
Second conversation:
Couldn't find the syringe for my son's antibiotic for his ear infection.
Me: "Where is the syringe? You were the last one to use it"
Mrs. GTO: "It's on the drying rack."
Me: "No, it's not. You're always misplacing everything!"
Mrs. GTO: "If I go and find it on the drying rack, what will you give me?"
Me (excited): "The Meat Raffle?!"
Mrs. GTO: "Never mind. I should know better."
GTO 8, Mrs. GTO 344
But I speak the truth.