The following two conversations just happened:
I was eating some Corn Nuts.
Mrs. GTO: "Are those fried?"
Me: "I think they're toasted, but I'm not even sure if they are real corn."
Mrs. GTO: "That makes no sense. Why would anyone make fake corn?"
Me: "Candy corn?"
BAM! By my estimate, GTO 7, Mrs. GTO 344.
Second conversation:
Couldn't find the syringe for my son's antibiotic for his ear infection.
Me: "Where is the syringe? You were the last one to use it"
Mrs. GTO: "It's on the drying rack."
Me: "No, it's not. You're always misplacing everything!"
Mrs. GTO: "If I go and find it on the drying rack, what will you give me?"
Me (excited): "I get to pick?!"
Mrs. GTO: "Never mind. I should know better."
GTO 8, Mrs. GTO 344
She should get one point per score like soccer and you should get six like a football touchdown. Might help even the odds some.