posted this in mafia thread. whoops.
Volunteered to be bumped for a free flight. Wait an extra 2 hours for a free flight, sign me up. Gonna use it to wherever ISU is bowling this year
And another airport molestation!!!
Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho
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And another airport molestation!!!
posted this in mafia thread. whoops.
Volunteered to be bumped for a free flight. Wait an extra 2 hours for a free flight, sign me up. Gonna use it to wherever ISU is bowling this year
Something, something ****. Something, something bowling.
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posted this in mafia thread. whoops.
Volunteered to be bumped for a free flight. Wait an extra 2 hours for a free flight, sign me up. Gonna use it to wherever ISU is bowling this year
Confused everyone. Nobody is posting in there.
Damnitt chaser, I was going to give up alcohol for at least 5 years, but looks like I'm drinking in celebration today!!!
The teddy bear totally makes this scene work
Helen Hunt made that scene work.
The teddy bear totally makes this scene work
And the the pickup is barely scratched.
Take the phone, put it in the bottom drawer of a desk with books & papers & shizz on top of it to muffle the sound.
Then let co-worker find it when they return.
posted this in mafia thread. whoops.
Volunteered to be bumped for a free flight. Wait an extra 2 hours for a free flight, sign me up. Gonna use it to wherever ISU is bowling this year
Smart move!
posted this in mafia thread. whoops.
Volunteered to be bumped for a free flight. Wait an extra 2 hours for a free flight, sign me up. Gonna use it to wherever ISU is bowling this year
I did that once, and then lost the voucher.
***Kentucky Derby, Birthday, Bachelor Party Story***
We stayed in a couple of campers in the Expo 5 flea market parking lot. Directly behind our spot was another RV that an elderly couple (had to be at least 70 years old each) was staying in. I kept thinking, "Great, I hope we don't **** these old geezers off by being too rowdy for them." Boy was I wrong.
Art and his wife Deb were totally down to party. The first night we were playing cornhole, he came over and introduced himself by bringing a bottle of whiskey and passing it around to everyone to take swigs out of. Art and his wife were not shy about drinking their fair share. Deb apparently had a little bit too much and ended up puking over by their RV, but put on her rally cap and came back over.
The Expo 5 lots were located in a rough neighborhood, and there were about 3-4 strip clubs nearby. They were not like the Lumberyard in DSM by any means. The one directly across the road was probably the worst, as they played hardcore porn on the TV's to get you ready for what your eyes were about to see.
Later that first night, we went out to a couple of these clubs. Art joined us. I ended up too drunk and started a college fund for the kids of a stripper I was keen to. We finally made it out of there by 3-4 AM and I finished the night by playing cornhole with the bachelor until about 5 AM.
We stayed in a couple of campers in the Expo 5 flea market parking lot. Directly behind our spot was another RV that an elderly couple (had to be at least 70 years old each) was staying in. I kept thinking, "Great, I hope we don't **** these old geezers off by being too rowdy for them." Boy was I wrong.
Art and his wife Deb were totally down to party. The first night we were playing cornhole, he came over and introduced himself by bringing a bottle of whiskey and passing it around to everyone to take swigs out of. Art and his wife were not shy about drinking their fair share. Deb apparently had a little bit too much and ended up puking over by their RV, but put on her rally cap and came back over.
The Expo 5 lots were located in a rough neighborhood, and there were about 3-4 strip clubs nearby. They were not like the Lumberyard in DSM by any means. The one directly across the road was probably the worst, as they played hardcore porn on the TV's to get you ready for what your eyes were about to see.
Later that first night, we went out to a couple of these clubs. Art joined us. I ended up too drunk and started a college fund for the kids of a stripper I was keen to. We finally made it out of there by 3-4 AM and I finished the night by playing cornhole with the bachelor until about 5 AM.
The windshield also repairs itself as it goes through the house. Also impressive is how the house is on it's side, yet they manage to drive up a flight of stairs, then on a wall, then across a floor, before exiting back out of a tipped over house.
[video=youtube;bhGWWY1nCWw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhGWWY1nCWw[/video]
But arguing such things about Twister makes as much sense as arguing physics while watching a Wile E. Coyote mishap.
While they're dodging tractors on the road, a combine auger smashes the windshield where Jo is. She would have had her face smashed in.
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