Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

[CycloneErik]

Man, people here sure ***** and complain about the updated scholarship chart. Who the **** cares? Isn't that something for the coaches to worry about?

Not a real fan right here......

 

[cowgirl836]

I'm in the market for a new moisturizer. Any suggestions?

I'm looking at you, Nickels and CG.

Yes, that is for women.

Yes, I love *****.

Cerave in the tub is a popular one, I have no complaints on it.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I'm in the market for a new moisturizer. Any suggestions?

I'm looking at you, Nickels and CG.

Yes, that is for women.

Yes, I love *****.

Do you need recommendations for good bath bombs as well?

 

[00clone]

Question: so there was a woman who, because of how here purse was sitting on her hip, pulled up the back of her dress where you could see her panties. Not like, "oh, if I look hard enough, I can sneak a glimpse" see, but full on see the butt. I told her and she looked at me like I was a pervert. Wouldn't you rather be discreetly told these things as opposed to someone noticing and just letting you walk around like that?

I don't think it was the message so much as the fact that you had your **** in your hand when you said it.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I don't think it was the message so much as the fact that you had your **** in your hand when you said it.

Well how the hell else am I supposed to be discreet about it?!

 

[MLawrence]

Reese's Peanut Butter cups are disgusting. The breakfast cereal, on the other hand, is absolutely delicious.

 

[cowgirl836]

someone with a join date of 2006 and no activity just liked one of my posts. Odd.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

someone with a join date of 2006 and no activity just liked one of my posts. Odd.

That is odd. Who would like one of your posts?

 

[isulive2train]

Question: so there was a woman who, because of how here purse was sitting on her hip, pulled up the back of her dress where you could see her panties. Not like, "oh, if I look hard enough, I can sneak a glimpse" see, but full on see the butt. I told her and she looked at me like I was a pervert. Wouldn't you rather be discreetly told these things as opposed to someone noticing and just letting you walk around like that?

What an arseface.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well how the hell else am I supposed to be discreet about it?!

Enlist the help of another woman. It's easier for you to tell a different woman and easier for a woman to hear that from another woman. Waitress, Bartender, colleague, etc.

Just approach a different woman and say "look - I noticed that woman's skirt is hung up on her purse...I think it would freak her out if *I* told her. Would you please tell her quietly that she needs to adjust her skirt?"

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Footnotes - this will only work if:

A) you haven't been staring at her panties for the last 20 minutes
B) you don't watch to see her reaction when the other woman tells her

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Enlist the help of another woman. It's easier for you to tell a different woman and easier for a woman to hear that from another woman. Waitress, Bartender, colleague, etc.

Just approach a different woman and say "look - I noticed that woman's skirt is hung up on her purse...I think it would freak her out if *I* told her. Would you please tell her quietly that she needs to adjust her skirt?"

Footnotes - this will only work if:

A) you haven't been staring at her panties for the last 20 minutes
B) you don't watch to see her reaction when the other woman tells her

oh. Probably wouldn't work.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

oh. Probably wouldn't work.

Why do I bother?

 

[isulive2train]

Why do I bother?

Rhetorical questions are my fav.

 

[WIBadger]

Why do I bother?

you're on a mission of mercy to help us

 

[GMackey32]

Signed up for a half marathon in Chicago this July. Can't wait. I didn't go with my normal "Hoiball" personalized race bib this time though, I don't want to be hated by everyone there.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Why do I bother?

I mean, it's not like she had much to look at. Typical Filipino.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Signed up for a half marathon in Chicago this July. Can't wait. I didn't go with my normal "Hoiball" personalized race bib this time though, I don't want to be hated by everyone there.

He's going to take the Cleveland job, so it should be fine.

 

[GMackey32]

He's going to take the Cleveland job, so it should be fine.

I'll bring a sharpie so if he does take it, I can switch it to "Hoiball".

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'll bring a sharpie so if he does take it, I can switch it to "Hoiball".

Change it to Hoiball92 and just explain its a joke. Just like Hoiball92.