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All those gnats that swarm around your tomatoes or other ripening fruits sitting on the counter. Where the heck do they spend the other 95% of the days? You know, when I'm not ripening produce on the counter?
 
Google cat sympathy card, than download or copy something and get it over with. Actually, have your wife do the google, not sure guys can handle the results. Just a quick look and I think I'll have to go back and retest for my man card because I think it might have been automatically revoked.

Edit: I did go briefly into anaphylactic shock but gave myself an epinephrine injection and am feeling better. Going to a vintage car show in Wayzata to complete my recovery. Cars!

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When you have to have a pet euthanized at ISU's small animal hospital, the staff and students that cared for your pet send a sympathy card. You guys may think it's silly to send the cards, and it probably is...but it honestly helped, believing they were as sad as I was.

I still have the cards they sent me for Fritz & Smudgy. :)
 
Pretty sure I'd last about 15 minutes on that show Naked and Afraid


there are many things I wish to do in life, but being on that show is just about dead last. I would just refuse to get naked so I'd last all of 3 minutes.
 
there are many things I wish to do in life, but being on that show is just about dead last. I would just refuse to get naked so I'd last all of 3 minutes.

I'd spend the first few days trying to explain shrinkage and then just tap out

That show is rough, but it seems like a good weight loss program.
 
People who try to talk like they know sports but once they open their mouth they make no sense are the worst type of people this time of year.
 
Poopin' in public is the worst. I would much rather be in the comfort of my own bathroom.


Well, that goes without saying, unless I know I'm gonna destroy the terlet, then I might as well be somewhere that I don't have to clean.

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One thing is to prefer to be at home, it's totally another to have a 'thing' about not pooping in public places. Once at work, I tried to call a co-worker's cell phone, he didn't answer. I saw him a little later, and jokingly asked if he was off poopin' or something. He looks at me and says "I don't poop here", and I said something like, I'd rather not too, but if you gotta go...he stopped, turned to me and said "No. I don't poop here". Okay, then, on to something else....

Another funny pooping at work story...a gal somehow not only dropped her phone in the toilet, but flushed it...and it wasn't automatic flushers. Only thing I can think of is that she was timing a courtesy flush and dropped it just at the wrong time? Anyway, she actually wanted the company to retrieve her phone. They said no, obviously. After several days of that toilet having backup problems, they had to call a plumber. She STILL thought they were going to pull it out. They had to explain that no, they were going to send a power snake down and bust the thing up so it'd go down. Best part is that this gal was an absolute B with an itch. #karma
 
Well, that goes without saying, unless I know I'm gonna destroy the terlet, then I might as well be somewhere that I don't have to clean.

:wink:

One thing is to prefer to be at home, it's totally another to have a 'thing' about not pooping in public places. Once at work, I tried to call a co-worker's cell phone, he didn't answer. I saw him a little later, and jokingly asked if he was off poopin' or something. He looks at me and says "I don't poop here", and I said something like, I'd rather not too, but if you gotta go...he stopped, turned to me and said "No. I don't poop here". Okay, then, on to something else....

Another funny pooping at work story...a gal somehow not only dropped her phone in the toilet, but flushed it...and it wasn't automatic flushers. Only thing I can think of is that she was timing a courtesy flush and dropped it just at the wrong time? Anyway, she actually wanted the company to retrieve her phone. They said no, obviously. After several days of that toilet having backup problems, they had to call a plumber. She STILL thought they were going to pull it out. They had to explain that no, they were going to send a power snake down and bust the thing up so it'd go down. Best part is that this gal was an absolute B with an itch. #karma
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Well, that goes without saying, unless I know I'm gonna destroy the terlet, then I might as well be somewhere that I don't have to clean.

:wink:

One thing is to prefer to be at home, it's totally another to have a 'thing' about not pooping in public places. Once at work, I tried to call a co-worker's cell phone, he didn't answer. I saw him a little later, and jokingly asked if he was off poopin' or something. He looks at me and says "I don't poop here", and I said something like, I'd rather not too, but if you gotta go...he stopped, turned to me and said "No. I don't poop here". Okay, then, on to something else....

Another funny pooping at work story...a gal somehow not only dropped her phone in the toilet, but flushed it...and it wasn't automatic flushers. Only thing I can think of is that she was timing a courtesy flush and dropped it just at the wrong time? Anyway, she actually wanted the company to retrieve her phone. They said no, obviously. After several days of that toilet having backup problems, they had to call a plumber. She STILL thought they were going to pull it out. They had to explain that no, they were going to send a power snake down and bust the thing up so it'd go down. Best part is that this gal was an absolute B with an itch. #karma

Good Lord, after a few days? Does she realize how many other peoples' internal contents had now washed over that phone?
 
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