Random thoughts thread

[Bret44]

My parents got home from the NDSU game and my dog wasn't around, not big deal it happens in the country. A week later he still hasn't shown up and my other dog's face was cut up like it was in a fight. Can't find him anywhere. I am guessing they got in a fight with some coyotes and is lying dead in a corn field. Not a very happy story for Monday.

 

[SaraV]

I knew a girl in HS who wouldn't use a public restroom...period. Not sure if it was "shyness" or germaphobia, but that certainly would put a damper on how you lived your life.

There was also the coworker (male) who would a) have THE MOST toxic dumps at work (unisex bathroom), and b) would use the bathroom in the area where clients would spend most of their time when they visited, and seemed to time his visits right before a client came in.

I just shuddered thinking about it, and that was over 6 years ago.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I wonder how many different bathrooms at ISU I have pooped in.

Since I was diagnosed with intestinal disease in HS I expect I have been in ALL of the bathrooms at ISU (at least the ones existing when I was in school). If you are going to have to live with majorly ****ed up intestines than campus is an awesome place because there are bathrooms everywhere. Not so awesome are stadiums or tailgate areas or pretty much any other public area.

 

[00clone]

Good Lord, after a few days? Does she realize how many other peoples' internal contents had now washed over that phone?

It plausible that either she was too dumb to understand or that she just didn't care.

We used to get birthday cake once a month to 'celebrate' all the birthdays that month, and as a leader, I always had to serve it. This lardarse would come up, and despite the fact that I had 4 of each flavor plated up, she'd point at one still in the cake and say "That one"...not please, not 'could I have that one', just "that one". You know on a boughten cake, how there's without fail at least one piece of cake with a decoration on it that has like a pound of frosting to the point that no one in their right mind could enjoy that much frosting, because you'd never taste the cake? Yep, that's the one she went for, every time. I used to call her weeble-wobble (in private, of course) because she was as big around as she was tall, and I used to imagine someone running into her, and her just rocking back and forth like a weeble-wobble.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Since I was diagnosed with intestinal disease in HS I expect I have been in ALL of the bathrooms at ISU (at least the ones existing when I was in school). If you are going to have to live with majorly ****ed up intestines than campus is an awesome place because there are bathrooms everywhere. Not so awesome are stadiums or tailgate areas or pretty much any other public area.

Pretty much. I've got this amazing ability where as soon as I'm in a place where I can't poop or it will be extremely difficult of a situation to, my body immediately senses it and tells me I have to poop. Traffic is always fun like that.

 

[Dandy]

My football year so far:

ISU: 0-2
Chiefs: 0-1
Both fantasy teams: 0-1

 

[Fitzy]

My football year so far:

ISU: 0-2
Chiefs: 0-1
Both fantasy teams: 0-1

STOP TRYING

 

[ImJustKCClone]

My parents got home from the NDSU game and my dog wasn't around, not big deal it happens in the country. A week later he still hasn't shown up and my other dog's face was cut up like it was in a fight. Can't find him anywhere. I am guessing they got in a fight with some coyotes and is lying dead in a corn field. Not a very happy story for Monday.

 

[00clone]

Pretty much. I've got this amazing ability where as soon as I'm in a place where I can't poop or it will be extremely difficult of a situation to, my body immediately senses it and tells me I have to poop. Traffic is always fun like that.

I have a theorem...when in a situation where you have to poop or pee, but can't...the urge to go increases exponentially as one approaches the place where you can go, but if you aren't getting anywhere soon, the urge stays static.

 

[cowgirl836]

My football year so far:

ISU: 0-2
Chiefs: 0-1
Both fantasy teams: 0-1

DH got beat by like 30 points in his yesterday. Though I think he has someone in the game tonight. Said his bench of 5 were outscoring his 6 starters or something like that.

 

[cowgirl836]

It plausible that either she was too dumb to understand or that she just didn't care.

We used to get birthday cake once a month to 'celebrate' all the birthdays that month, and as a leader, I always had to serve it. This lardarse would come up, and despite the fact that I had 4 of each flavor plated up, she'd point at one still in the cake and say "That one"...not please, not 'could I have that one', just "that one". You know on a boughten cake, how there's without fail at least one piece of cake with a decoration on it that has like a pound of frosting to the point that no one in their right mind could enjoy that much frosting, because you'd never taste the cake? Yep, that's the one she went for, every time. I used to call her weeble-wobble (in private, of course) because she was as big around as she was tall, and I used to imagine someone running into her, and her just rocking back and forth like a weeble-wobble.

so I am totally that person who wants all the buttercream frosting and none of the cake. But I would never ask for someone to cut it out of the cake when other pieces are sitting to be taken. Unless it were my birthday at home or something and someone asked me which piece I wanted. She does sound rather rude.

 

[cowgirl836]

oh yeah, DH said he saw someone out walking a parrot yesterday.

 

[cowgirl836]

My parents got home from the NDSU game and my dog wasn't around, not big deal it happens in the country. A week later he still hasn't shown up and my other dog's face was cut up like it was in a fight. Can't find him anywhere. I am guessing they got in a fight with some coyotes and is lying dead in a corn field. Not a very happy story for Monday.

:sad:

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Since I was diagnosed with intestinal disease in HS I expect I have been in ALL of the bathrooms at ISU (at least the ones existing when I was in school). If you are going to have to live with majorly ****ed up intestines than campus is an awesome place because there are bathrooms everywhere. Not so awesome are stadiums or tailgate areas or pretty much any other public area.

First hubby was diagnosed with Crohn's at age 18 (first year of college). I have a feeling I know from second-hand experience what you're talking about.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I have a theorem...when in a situation where you have to poop or pee, but can't...the urge to go increases exponentially as one approaches the place where you can go, but if you aren't getting anywhere soon, the urge stays static.

This is why many women especially mature women) use the restroom before you leave somewhere...even if she has just used it 15 minutes prior...especially in winter...

 

[00clone]

so I am totally that person who wants all the buttercream frosting and none of the cake. But I would never ask for someone to cut it out of the cake when other pieces are sitting to be taken. Unless it were my birthday at home or something and someone asked me which piece I wanted. She does sound rather rude.

Thankfully she worked for another manager in my area, so I only occasionally had to deal with her, and she transferred a couple years ago. Typically we tried and keep someone for as long as we could when they transferred. With her, we let her go immediately.

 

[00clone]

Enough of that lady...so today is my first day at home alone with the dog with both kids in daycare/preschool. I got a lot done this morning, but dayum this house is quiet with just me and the dog.

 

[cowgirl836]

Enough of that lady...so today is my first day at home alone with the dog with both kids in daycare/preschool. I got a lot done this morning, but dayum this house is quiet with just me and the dog.

you need to be doing this.

sidenote, I can't help but notice how awesome the white trim is.

 

[cowgirl836]

read yesterday that the average person eats 191 meals out a week. That's an average of 3.5 times a week.

 

[bigdaddykane]

I showed up 30 minutes late to a class:cry: