Random thoughts thread
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Sometimes you sound so much like one of my sons. On FB today:
I must not kill. I must not kill. I must not kill. I must not kill.
I think a little judicious maiming would be okay, though.
My high definition NBC channel isn't working so I'm about to watch a NFL game in standard definition. This is going to suck! #firstworldproblems
$100 says CloneinWDSM has a boner right now. Ariana Grande is singing the (standard definition) National Anthem.
my new niece is over 8 hours old and I have yet to see a picture.
#unacceptable #auntiewantsherpics
#unacceptable #auntiewantsherpics
Hey cowgirl, now that you're preggers, I should warn you. Once your kiddo is old enough to go to school or daycare, pretty much plan on someone constantly being sick in your household for the first 3 months. It's ridiculous. Worst part about it for us is that we went thru it when the oldest went to daycare when he was an infant and we were both working full time, then they weren't in daycare when my wife started working only part time, so now we're going thru it again now that the oldest is in pre-K.
Oh, and the children's museum? Eff that place (although I'm talking about the Iowa City one, we've been to Madison). You can pretty much plan on someone being flat on their back for a few days after a trip to that germ hole....unless you go right away in the morning before everything is covered in kiddo germs.
Oh, and the children's museum? Eff that place (although I'm talking about the Iowa City one, we've been to Madison). You can pretty much plan on someone being flat on their back for a few days after a trip to that germ hole....unless you go right away in the morning before everything is covered in kiddo germs.
Consider it birth control and be happy. Two pictures and you'll be knocked up by the weekend.
Coincidentally, two pitchers can also get you knocked up by the weekend too.
At first, I wondered if you were talking about the unit of measure of beer, or the baseball player position...then I realized, didn't matter, still applies.
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