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00clone said:
That's what they all say, but when you go all SQUEEEE over a co-worker's baby...it's coming soon.
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naww, or we'd have a whole bunch of pregnant people right now. Every now and then I'll notice that I can hear several womens' voices for more than 1-2 minutes. I go out and look, sure enough, someone brought their baby in.

You can mark it down, unless there is a major failure along the line, I will not be pregnant for at least 12 months.
 
3TrueFans said:
Toilet seats? Or did the internet lie to me again?
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If a man has the ebola, certain bodily fluids will still harbor the virus for an additional 7 weeks. So you can get the two-for-one special, a baby + ebola!

That would be a terrible informercial bonus thing.
 
cowgirl836 said:
naww, or we'd have a whole bunch of pregnant people right now. Every now and then I'll notice that I can hear several womens' voices for more than 1-2 minutes. I go out and look, sure enough, someone brought their baby in.

You can mark it down, unless there is a major failure along the line, I will not be pregnant for at least 12 months.
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Just quoting this and then I'm on my way
 
cowgirl836 said:
naww, or we'd have a whole bunch of pregnant people right now. Every now and then I'll notice that I can hear several womens' voices for more than 1-2 minutes. I go out and look, sure enough, someone brought their baby in.

You can mark it down, unless there is a major failure along the line, I will not be pregnant for at least 12 months.
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How 'bout this...you're pregnant before September 2015, you gotta send Me, Pants, and CMJH pies.
 
this is the first one that it's the dad who works here and not the mom. He's a big tall guy, so it's adorable when he's holding this eeenie little baby. Not going to lie and say I don't look forward to DH hold a tiny baby.


ha, and he just texted me back after I let him know I got to hold another one. "Remind me to vaccinate you against the baby fever later"
 
cowgirl836 said:
this is the first one that it's the dad who works here and not the mom. He's a big tall guy, so it's adorable when he's holding this eeenie little baby. Not going to lie and say I don't look forward to DH hold a tiny baby.

ha, and he just texted me back after I let him know I got to hold another one. "Remind me to vaccinate you against the baby fever later"
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:wideeyed:

I could say a couple things about the bolded, but Im going to hold it back
 
cowgirl836 said:
If a man has the ebola, certain bodily fluids will still harbor the virus for an additional 7 weeks. So you can get the two-for-one special, a baby + ebola!

That would be a terrible informercial bonus thing.
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Are you experiencing any of these symptoms:

Headache
Joint and muscle aches
Sore throat
Weakness


Congratulations, you have a child
 
cowgirl836 said:
naww, or we'd have a whole bunch of pregnant people right now. Every now and then I'll notice that I can hear several womens' voices for more than 1-2 minutes. I go out and look, sure enough, someone brought their baby in.

You can mark it down, unless there is a major failure along the line, I will not be pregnant for at least 12 months.
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If we had a CyBookie event on this, I'd bet on 3 months.
 
CycloneErik said:
If we had a CyBookie event on this, I'd bet on 3 months.
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we are building a house next spring. I cannot think of a worse combination than a pregnant me + a house-building me. The amount of research and decisions I'd be trying to make would probably make my head explode. Plus I'm sure the stress would make me unpleasant to be around. DH would not allow this to happen.
 
cowgirl836 said:
we are building a house next spring. I cannot think of a worse combination than a pregnant me + a house-building me. The amount of research and decisions I'd be trying to make would probably make my head explode. Plus I'm sure the stress would make me unpleasant to be around. DH would not allow this to happen.
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Might be a nice way to get you out of the way in those decisions.

The more you protest, the more quickly I think this happens. Or maybe happened already.....
 
cowgirl836 said:
we are building a house next spring. I cannot think of a worse combination than a pregnant me + a house-building me. The amount of research and decisions I'd be trying to make would probably make my head explode. Plus I'm sure the stress would make me unpleasant to be around. DH would not allow this to happen.
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I believe his answer to this would be "Doesn't matter, had sex"
 
would make it interesting though next summer if DH gets the baby bug and I'm like NO, you have to wait until September 1st!

"But why?"

"Because of the pies!"
 
Got asked from a company if I had any other offers and from which companies and their deadlines.

Is that kosher? I can give them the deadlines for my other offers but the company names too?
 
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