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I was well into my thirties before I realized the whole sexual/virgin connection between calling unpopped popcorn kernels "old maids" - and the "unpopped" lady parts of the human old maid.

In one sense I'm kind of amazed at the people who called them (unpopped kernels) that - that they would talk that way in front of innocent children.

On the other hand, now I kind of understand why sometimes they would kind of snicker when they'd say, "I call the unpopped ones Old Maids, ha ha."
Do a lot of people call them that? I've never heard of that
 
I haven't looked at or posted in this thread since my cyrocksmykhakipants on Friday night. I just read every single post since then. I can't even describe what I just read. From creepy little feet to vaginas to the Cubs sucking as usual to mods to Monday and everything in between. This thread delivers. I'm kinda sad I wasn't a part of it.

I love you all. Except CloneinWDSM. Go Chiefs tho.

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really regretting cracking my windows today. Been pouring for like 30 minutes. Oh well, it's just water, right?
 
Why can't you go and close them?


I don't want to get all wet. Plus my hair looks fantastic today.


Haha, every man just rolled their eyes. Just talked to my coworker and she did the same thing. They are down maybe like half an inch, so it's probably just wet on the inside of the window.
 
I don't want to get all wet. Plus my hair looks fantastic today.


Haha, every man just rolled their eyes. Just talked to my coworker and she did the same thing. They are down maybe like half an inch, so it's probably just wet on the inside of the window.

Don't you have an "office husband" that will go close your windows for you if you ask politely?
 
Don't you have an "office husband" that will go close your windows for you if you ask politely?


hmm, the one who I would ask is on vacation. But no, I would never really ask someone to do that for me. I went out and shut them. Then told coworker to probably shut hers too. Car is pretty wet.
 
Why does it take so long to do your hair? My wife refuses to get her hair wet half the times we go swimming somewhere. Aren't there blowdryers?


don't know her hair type, but she probably has product and stuff that's in it that just blowdrying after swimming won't do the job. Especially if she has curly or frizzy hair.
 
I don't want to get all wet. Plus my hair looks fantastic today.
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I'd hate for you to get trapped in your car in that situation



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