Random thoughts thread

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm guessing cowgirl is the one in the wedding dress, I was talking about the chick in front who copied the guy from The 5th Element's hairdo:

(Gary Oldman...a guy who can melt into any character, so people never recognize him from one film to the next)

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Hey, cowgirl...something interesting... Take a look at how pantsy handled that when I said I would really appreciate something he could help me with. He didn't ask for airline tickets, he didn't say he would do something, and then start backpedalling, he just said he'd see what he could do...and then he f'ing delivered...like a boss. Send the guy a pie already, huh?

Sounds like YOU need to send him a pie, bubba...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Are you still working around Ross? Had a fun time taking Z there last week.

Holy crap, revkah - were you up at this hour on your own, or is Z doing 2 am's still?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

...and apparently I'm the only one here, and I'm talking to myself. I shall depart.

 

[Dandy]

(Gary Oldman...a guy who can melt into any character, so people never recognize him from one film to the next)

That's not Gary Oldman, that Commissioner Gordan.

 

[Dandy]

I am way too hungover to read the last three pages of this thread but I assume cowgirl posted a lot.

 

[cmjh10]

Last not on VH1 I stumbled upon this show that had like 6 people that were naked and "dating." I couldnt turn away because it was so stupid. Now I feel terrible...

Internet at the apartment isnt being cooperative this morning.

Cowgirl could never get pregnant, because then she couldnt have her rum

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I am way too hungover to read the last three pages of this thread but I assume cowgirl posted a lot.

Try getting a day behind. Best I can figure cowgirl dreams of having cyrocksmypants' perfect babies and her DH is just a figment of someones imagination.

 

[Wesley]

Thankfully for me all the women in my office are overweight and middle aged.

Those are the worst kind. Be careful.

 

[Wesley]

But see, that's just it. Even if you say "Mary, you look nice today", they're calling it sexual harassment. Even if there isn't the remotest chance that it was a sexual advance.

And for the record, I do NOT stare at mens' butts. Eyes & broad shoulders, on the other hand...

Lucky that bots can get away with more. If a bot says Mary is nice, she believes them.

 

[cowgirl836]

What? Yeah, she's preggars.

nope, had just projected out numbers including daycare and it made me less comfy. I was also only assuming a 1.5% raise for every year which is the lowest I've ever gotten and lower than what DH has ever gotten. But adding that dependent in there is worth the monthly home insurance.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Try getting a day behind. Best I can figure cowgirl dreams of having cyrocksmypants' perfect babies and her DH is just a figment of someones imagination.

Wrong baby daddy. I think it's cowgirl & Carlie (aka 00Clone).

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Try getting a day behind. Best I can figure cowgirl dreams of having cyrocksmypants' perfect babies and her DH is just a figment of someones imagination.

Nope. It was her and Carl. Also, we found out cowgirl's name is Brooklyn and she's friends with a girl that looks like Gary Oldman and has a huge rack. She also turns conversations randomly into conversations about babies and daycare.

 

[cowgirl836]

Nope. It was her and Carl. Also, we found out cowgirl's name is Brooklyn and she's friends with a girl that looks like Gary Oldman and has a huge rack. She also turns conversations randomly into conversations about babies and daycare.

Random is the name of the game here!

 

[cowgirl836]

I really want one of those English muffin egg sandwiches, but we don't have English muffins or bagels and my car is far away so I'd have to put on real pants. Would the sandwich still work on toast or is that weird?

 

[MLawrence]

I really want one of those English muffin egg sandwiches, but we don't have English muffins or bagels and my car is far away so I'd have to put on real pants. Would the sandwich still work on toast or is that weird?

I imagine that it would work, but are willing to sacrifice an English muffin for something that wouldn't quite be the same?

 

[cowgirl836]

I imagine that it would work, but are willing to sacrifice an English muffin for something that wouldn't quite be the same?

yeah, I am. I think I'll give it a try. Maybe we still have some Mexican cheese left. That would be delish.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

make peek-a-boo eggs.

Butter both sides of the bread. using a glass or a cookie/biscuit cutter, cut a hole in the middle of the slice. Put the cut-out piece and the holy bread on the ungreased griddle, crack an egg into the center of the holy bread. Fry. Flip to fry the other side. Finish frying. When you plate it, put the cut out on top of the egg.

Toddlers love it when you lift the cut-out to show the egg & say peek-a-boo. Hence the name...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

make peek-a-boo eggs.

Butter both sides of the bread. using a glass or a cookie/biscuit cutter, cut a hole in the middle of the slice. Put the cut-out piece and the holy bread on the ungreased griddle, crack an egg into the center of the holy bread. Fry. Flip to fry the other side. Finish frying. When you plate it, put the cut out on top of the egg.

Toddlers love it when you lift the cut-out to show the egg & say peek-a-boo. Hence the name...

I got exhausted just reading all of that work.

::eats bowl of cereal::

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I got exhausted just reading all of that work.

::eats bowl of cereal::

Takes five minutes, you lazy schlub!