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all this talk of working out in the other thread and I don't want to workout tonight.
 
Has Cowgirl bought a house yet? Or do we have to hear about it every weekend until she pulls the trigger
 
Has Cowgirl bought a house yet? Or do we have to hear about it every weekend until she pulls the trigger


you get to keep hearing about it, buttface. Better pray we don't end up building something. Then it'll go on for MONTHS.
 
Does anyone else hate it when you walk into a public restroom to find it flooded with water and wet toilet paper? I nearly crapped my pants once because I refused to use a bathroom that looked and smelled like it had preserved the flood of 08 for 6 years in a row.
 
Why do people play mind games on the interstate? I am referring to the guy that you pass with your cruise set. A little while later he speeds past you and gets back over to the slow lane only for you to pass him again...with your cruise set. This happens 3 or 4 times until he finally fades back or gets stuck behind a semi.

I've had the following happen to me not once, but twice: Driving along a rural highway late at night and some A-hole in a souped up beater in front of me is going 40 mph, so I start to go around him, and he speeds way up and his taillights disappear around a curve. I just keep going my normal speed, cruise control set at 59 (55 is the speed limit), and catch up to him. This time he's nearly stopped like he's waiting for me, which is likely exactly what he's doing. So I go around him this time, cause I have the momentum and he's nearly stopped. That pisses him off and he floors it, gets in front of me and slams on his brakes. I go around him again, which REALLY pisses him off. He speeds up again and rides my bumper for about a mile, lights on bright, then passes me and slams on his brakes again. Again, I try to go around him, but he's ready for me and floors it, pulling way ahead of me. We play this stupid game for at least 10 miles before he finally gets bored and takes off. The second time it happened was on the same road, same time of night and probably the same guy playing chicken, but it was 6-8 months apart so I really don't know if it was the same car. Really irritating.
 
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
New York fish and wildlife technician Richard Thomas: "about 700 pounds on a good day, with the wind at his back"

Also, German got it right by making the word "baby" a neutral gender, then you don't have to worry about whether it's a boy or girl when talking about it.

 
Why does it seem like whenever I meet a dumb *** I always find out I'm either related to them or that they are related to a family friend? When I find a dumb *** I want to make fun of them. It's one of the few things I that never gets old in life.
 
When I see a quality post on this board, the first thing I do is look at the poster's likes given to received ratio. If you've received 200 likes but given 6... I'm probably not liking your comment, not matter how good/hilarious it is. I like to call it the "like discrimination affect".

I know, I know, it's junior high af but it's what I do.

The problem with this is I am usually on my phone. I can't like from my phone, but comp users can still like my posts. I'm sure not going to keep a tally of posts I like in my head and then go like them when I get on cf at a computer.
 
Why does it seem like whenever I meet a dumb *** I always find out I'm either related to them or that they are related to a family friend? When I find a dumb *** I want to make fun of them. It's one of the few things I that never gets old in life.

This post makes me wonder how many people are making fun of you and you're just not aware of it because you're too much of a dumb ***:ptongue:
 
Why was I THAT guy who had 4 posts in row?

Way to go, Tuco.
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I have my own variation of the missed test dream occasionally. In it I show up to get on our bus and head out for RAGBRAI and realize I have failed to pack any clothes or forgot my tent or something else rather important. I can have this dream anytime of the year.
 
The problem with this is I am usually on my phone. I can't like from my phone, but comp users can still like my posts. I'm sure not going to keep a tally of posts I like in my head and then go like them when I get on cf at a computer.
I understand that. And I understand your reasoning. It still doesn't change my attitude, right or wrong.
 
Does anyone else hate it when you walk into a public restroom to find it flooded with water and wet toilet paper? I nearly crapped my pants once because I refused to use a bathroom that looked and smelled like it had preserved the flood of 08 for 6 years in a row.

What about those public toilets with the toilet paper that's on that big-*** roll, but it's only half as wide as real toilet paper? Yeah, you think you're saving money/paper, but guess what, it still takes the same bulk amount of paper to wipe this big ole white-boy ***!
 
Probably hasn't been to class much and doesn't realize you always sit there. :)
Ha, ha. I showed up for a final for a math class in college and there were so many people there who never showed up for class that I thought I was in the wrong room. I almost left until I saw our professor come in. No wonder so many people got such bad grades...
 
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