Random thoughts thread

[cyrocksmypants]

Guys. Apparently cowgirl gets emotional when she drinks. So she's like every single other woman ever.

 

[cowgirl836]

Guys. Apparently cowgirl gets emotional when she drinks. So she's like every single other woman ever.

wait, what? I'm playing mahjong over here, not crying. Oh yeah, the Disney thing. I'm done crying now. Short memory span in my old age and all.

 

[cowgirl836]

Guys. Apparently cowgirl gets emotional when she drinks. So she's like every single other woman ever.

the last time I had white Russians (note the plural) I was all crying and apologizing to DH for being drunk. He was just laughing. Last time I had one of those things. They just sound gross to me now.

 

[CarolinaCy]

Hopefully you raising them right, on the classics. Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Lion King, Pocahontas.


excuse me while I cry at calling my childhood movies "classics".

Have all of them on DVD or VHS. Yeah, that's right, still have a VHS player. They go back and forth pretending to be Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, etc.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

wait, what? I'm playing mahjong over here, not crying. Oh yeah, the Disney thing. I'm done crying now. Short memory span in my old age and all.

What the hell is mahjong?! Weird *** home schooled kids....

 

[00clone]

DH will drink it too, and he's a guy.

He prolly knows rum+cowgirl=sexytimes, and is too lazy to get a manly drink. Alternately, since he's never posted here, he could be like Manti Te'o's girlfriend, so of course he's totally down with drinking wimmin drinks.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

the last time I had white Russians (note the plural) I was all crying and apologizing to DH for being drunk. He was just laughing. Last time I had one of those things. They just sound gross to me now.

White Russians are a gift from the Gods.

 

[cowgirl836]

Have all of them on DVD or VHS. Yeah, that's right, still have a VHS player. They go back and forth pretending to be Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, etc.

But Belle is totally the best. Your post makes me smile.

 

[cowgirl836]

What the hell is mahjong?! Weird *** home schooled kids....

I found it on the interwebs! It's that tile matching game. Annoying as heck.

 

[cowgirl836]

He prolly knows rum+cowgirl=sexytimes, and is too lazy to get a manly drink. Alternately, since he's never posted here, he could be like Manti Te'o's girlfriend, so of course he's totally down with drinking wimmin drinks.

He had a beer tonight. He's real, I assure you. But he does like wimmin drinks.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

He prolly knows rum+cowgirl=sexytimes, and is too lazy to get a manly drink. Alternately, since he's never posted here, he could be like Manti Te'o's girlfriend, so of course he's totally down with drinking wimmin drinks.

It's a dedication to the practice. I'll drink MOST Anything if it leads to sexy times. Especially if it's drunk sexy times.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I found it on the interwebs! It's that tile matching game. Annoying as heck.

Serious question, did they let you use the internet in home schooling?

 

[cowgirl836]

It's a dedication to the practice. I'll drink MOST Anything if it leads to sexy times. Especially if it's drunk sexy times.

those are the best.

 

[cowgirl836]

Serious question, did they let you use the internet in home schooling?

we didn't have internet until I was almost 18. I did go to the library a couple times for things. It wasn't an anti-internet thing it was just a rural area/money thing. I actually hand wrote all my papers so I didn't really use a computer much. I'm surprised now that the advisors didn't come back saying TYPE THIS ON THE COMPUTER.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

those are the best.

This girl gets it.

 

[00clone]

It's a dedication to the practice. I'll drink MOST Anything if it leads to sexy times. Especially if it's drunk sexy times.

This is a thing I hear exists, but is like the Yeti to me, I suspect it is a myth. DW (to use an cowgirl term) has a miniscule drunken sexytimes window. One's not enough, 2 is sleep inducing. Good for a designated driver, but drunken sexytimes are not forthcoming.

 

[CarolinaCy]

But Belle is totally the best. Your post makes me smile.

If (or when) you do decide to have kids, I hope you have girls. Girls are the best. And they will turn your husband into a pile of mush.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

the last time I had white Russians (note the plural) I was all crying and apologizing to DH for being drunk. He was just laughing. Last time I had one of those things. They just sound gross to me now.

Well of course they do. Why ruin perfectly good booze with milk or cream?

 

[cowgirl836]

This is a thing I hear exists, but is like the Yeti to me, I suspect it is a myth. DW (to use an cowgirl term) has a miniscule drunken sexytimes window. One's not enough, 2 is sleep inducing. Good for a designated driver, but drunken sexytimes are not forthcoming.

haha, I TOTALLY have a window. You have like 20 minutes after drink #2 to make things happen or else I'm asleep.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

This is a thing I hear exists, but is like the Yeti to me, I suspect it is a myth. DW (to use an cowgirl term) has a miniscule drunken sexytimes window. One's not enough, 2 is sleep inducing. Good for a designated driver, but drunken sexytimes are not forthcoming.

It's definitely a timing thing. You've got to look into their eyes. You see it when it happens and THATS when you cut them off and get to the car/bedroom/bathroom/park bench that you need to get to.