close call tonight.
so a bunch of gifts were getting delivered today. Wasn't sure if DH's would show up or not. So I run to the grocery store to get a gift for friend's birthday tomorrow. Turns out they have like, nothing. So I wait for 10 minutes in line to get her card, and only the card. Think about just leaving completely, but don't. Girl rings up apples at $12/lb and has to find a manager to fix it. Takes so much time.
Anyway, I'm getting home and thinking I'll grab the mail just in case the gift is there and then go in. My lights hit the mailbox. There's a person there! DH is getting the mail! WTF! He never gets the mail! And he's holding a package that I just know is his gift. Damn that grocery girl and her bad fingers! Two minutes earlier and I'd have grabbed the mail and he'd never have known. I ask what he has and he's like not sure, think it's your makeup, sender is "fanatics" (thank baby Jesus it didn't say mlb or sports fanatics!!!). I'm like, oh I don't know, let me see. He doesn't hand it over. Great, if he thinks it's my makeup gift, now he's going to hide it from me so he can wrap it even though I ordered it.
Get inside and I said I thought the gift he had was a mermaid tail blanket for one of the girls he's like yeah this other stuff came today too and adds his gift to the pile. Phew, now it's out in the open. He starts talking about something, IDK and walking away from the gifts. I walk over and nonchalantly grab the bag while looking at the other packages. He started reading the mail and I walk into a bedroom and hide the gift.
Now to make sure he doesn't notice that package missing from the pile.