Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

[isulive2train]

We all know what your job at the chicken factory was.

Washing the breasts

 

[cyrocksmypants]

We all know what your job at the chicken factory was.

Choking them?

 

[BCClone]

Choking them?

No, see above. But that job is open if you're interested.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

asshat...

 

[CloneLawman]

Pssst..... @isulive2train I think she's starting to catch on to all of our innuendos......

That's speculation.

Your objection is sustained, Train. Pants, please move along with your questioning. The jury will disregard any statements concerning CG catching on to innuendos.

The jury shall also disregard BC's attempts to reference chicken-choking at this time. BC you may not reference spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, buffing the banana, polishing the knob, or pulling the weasel until a proper foundation has been laid...is that understood?

Counsel, you may step back from the bench and proceed.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Yep...should ship it to Chasers house since it's broken.

It'd be quicker to walk it here.

 

[BCClone]

Your objection is sustained, Train. Pants, please move along with your questioning. The jury will disregard any statements concerning CG catching on to innuendos.

The jury shall also disregard BC's attempts to reference chicken-choking at this time. BC you may not reference spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, buffing the banana, polishing the knob, or pulling the weasel until a proper foundation has been laid...is that understood?

Counsel, you may step back from the bench and proceed.

No prob, I've always been partial to corralling the tadpole.

 

[wxman1]

Your objection is sustained, Train. Pants, please move along with your questioning. The jury will disregard any statements concerning CG catching on to innuendos.

The jury shall also disregard BC's attempts to reference chicken-choking at this time. BC you may not reference spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, buffing the banana, polishing the knob, or pulling the weasel until a proper foundation has been laid...is that understood?

Counsel, you may step back from the bench and proceed.

Make sure you put that in your resume if you ever go for a judge position.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

asshat...

I'm still waiting for that tree to fall

 

[BCClone]

I'm still waiting for that tree to fall

I did watch it for a bit To see what would happen, was disappointed when he kept chopping wood.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

ooooooo what if I primed it but the choke was off, I probably should have tried re-priming. Was afraid to flood it though.

Priming it with the choke off makes no difference. All the choke does is close down the amount of air that can get to the carb to help it start.
Turn the gas to the highest level (rabbit)
Push the prime button 3 times
Turn the choke all the way on (I hate those stupid symbols because they make no sense)
Pull the starter a few times and it should start.
Does it have a electric start? If so plug that in and hit the button. If it doesn't start after a few seconds wait a few seconds and push the button again.

 

[cowgirl836]

Priming it with the choke off makes no difference. All the choke does is close down the amount of air that can get to the carb to help it start.
Turn the gas to the highest level (rabbit)
Push the prime button 3 times
Turn the choke all the way on (I hate those stupid symbols because they make no sense)
Pull the starter a few times and it should start.
Does it have a electric start? If so plug that in and hit the button. If it doesn't start after a few seconds wait a few seconds and push the button again.

everyone has been very helpful and I think I I should be able to get it started now. I just want to say thank for acknowledging that the symbol is stupid! I felt very dumb looking at it trying to decide and then trying to make sense of the manual. Like, thanks for showing me a picture of exactly what it looks like on the machine without any type of arrow indicating which way to turn for open/close. Quite helpful.

 

[cowgirl836]

tried to buy tickets from someone here, but they replied 7 hours later saying they'd already sold them. Think they had them up somewhere else cause I PM'd very quickly after they posted. Oh well. Still some on ticketmaster but more than I want to spend. Going to keep watching and see, cause if we do well, we can go Saturday since we're free that day.

 

[BCClone]

Priming it with the choke off makes no difference. All the choke does is close down the amount of air that can get to the carb to help it start.
Turn the gas to the highest level (rabbit)
Push the prime button 3 times
Turn the choke all the way on (I hate those stupid symbols because they make no sense)
Pull the starter a few times and it should start.
Does it have a electric start? If so plug that in and hit the button. If it doesn't start after a few seconds wait a few seconds and push the button again.

And when DH gets home, CG can tell him she had several RTT guys teaching her how to start blowing.

 

[isulive2train]

And when DH gets home, CG can tell him she had several RTT guys teaching her how to start blowing.

Inappropriate.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Just talked trash about the Burton dunk. Likely will be banned. See you in a week.

 

[CyArob]

That feeling when you get your tax refund and then remember you forgot that $500 tax credit, so then you get that $500 too and then you buy tickets to the game on Saturday because you're confident as ****.

And my 10 year old ipod survived going through the washing machine. I'm on a hot streak. Time to hit up the casino.

 

[isulive2train]

Just talked trash about the Burton dunk. Likely will be banned. See you in a week.

He slammed the rim good.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I did watch it for a bit To see what would happen, was disappointed when he kept chopping wood.

Yup - I was a dork too. Hence my reply.

 

[CloneLawman]

Make sure you put that in your resume if you ever go for a judge position.

My judging days are behind me.