Random Thoughts IV

[coolerifyoudid]

I think my wife balances out your bladder mtown. I'm thinking hers can hold about half an ounce. When pregnant, I'm pretty sure all liquid just bypassed all internal organs altogether. She could have gotten a glass of milk from the fridge and poured it directly into the toilet to save time.

 

[00clone]

She's too busy reading this books about how to be a female manager.

I'm imagining her with reading glasses and 7 different highlighters, each specifying a specific topic.

 

[carvers4math]

Whoops, sorry for that last post, didn't see this one...yep, CG...all on CG.

CG has enough on her plate right now she's as swamped as Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone (00), you know how much I love watching you work (posting in RT), but I've got my country's 500th anniversary (move to new house) to plan, my wedding (rum) to arrange, my wife (in-laws) to murder and Guilder (WDSM) to frame for it; I'm swamped.

I'll take the blame. My less than fascinating life is even less fascinating today than normal. Picking up downed branches and a tree in the yard with my boys. Maybe my neighbors will pull another bonehead move soon for excitement.

 

[carvers4math]

I think my wife balances out your bladder mtown. I'm thinking hers can hold about half an ounce. When pregnant, I'm pretty sure all liquid just bypassed all internal organs altogether. She could have gotten a glass of milk from the fridge and poured it directly into the toilet to save time.

My bladder never recovered from the nine pounder.

 

[carvers4math]

She's too busy reading this books about how to be a female manager.

Somehow this seems like asking Doug Williams how long he has been a black quarterback.:unsure:

 

[stormchaser2014]

I think I have a big bladder too. I can hold it for 12 hours or more if I have to. I went 52 seconds once, also known as a Jack Bauer ****

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Somehow this seems like asking Doug Williams how long he has been a black quarterback.:unsure:

Doug Williams, Carver? That's the black quarterback you chose to go with?

 

[carvers4math]

Doug Williams, Carver? That's the black quarterback you chose to go with?

Well he was the one who was rumored to have been asked the question.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Well he was the one who was rumored to have been asked the question.

To be fair, I was just going with the knowledge that she actually read a book like that.

 

[carvers4math]

Why would anyone write a book like that, let alone read it? What you have to manage employees around your PMS or some nonsense?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I think my wife balances out your bladder mtown. I'm thinking hers can hold about half an ounce. When pregnant, I'm pretty sure all liquid just bypassed all internal organs altogether. She could have gotten a glass of milk from the fridge and poured it directly into the toilet to save time.

Cooler, your wife's is bigger than mine....

 

[00clone]

Why would anyone write a book like that, let alone read it? What you have to manage employees around your PMS or some nonsense?

Probably about not crying during meetings and stuff.

 

[carvers4math]

Probably about not crying during meetings and stuff.

No doubt. My sister has been a woman for 59 years and a manager for 33 of them. I'll have to tell her she needs a book for this.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Probably about not crying during meetings and stuff.

Not firing people when they're on their periods as well.

 

[00clone]

Not firing people when they're on their periods as well.

The next edition will also cover proper ways to smuggle oxycodone. (hint: Not in your jewlery box)

http://www.usnews.com/news/business...rested-exec-did-not-intend-to-break-japan-law

 

[coolerifyoudid]

The next edition will also cover proper ways to smuggle oxycodone. (hint: Not in your jewlery box)

http://www.usnews.com/news/business...rested-exec-did-not-intend-to-break-japan-law

"Not trying to break the law" and "smuggling them in various compartments of a jewelry box" don't exactly go hand in hand.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

It's entertaining when fans from 2 other Big 12 schools get into a d measuring contest on a third school's fan site:

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=205248&page=2&p=4694814#post4694814

 

[VikesFan22]

I'm starting Gone Girl today.

 

[carvers4math]

It's entertaining when fans from 2 other Big 12 schools get into a d measuring contest on a third school's fan site:

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=205248&page=2&p=4694814#post4694814

Um, I think I inspired that, should I be so proud or :embarrassed:? Maybe a book on being a female troll will tell me what emotions to have?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Um, I think I inspired that, should I be so proud or :embarrassed:? Maybe a book on being a female troll will tell me what emotions to have?

You're a female. It doesn't matter what the emotions are. Just make sure they're irrational and out of control.