Rangers-Yankees?
Still time to go to happy hour near stadium and get a date. Ask nice looking gal with Ranger jersey where her seats are. She shows you her ****** outfield seats. You show her your VIP full service box seat tickets. She dumps her friends to sit with you. Winning!*
*This dating technique is endorsed and sponsored by the Cyrocks Advanced School of Social Interaction.
acronym: cASSi
Might as well emphasize the ultimate goal of this well-proven technique.