Pants, I had a dream that you were married to Katharine McPhee and you talked about her as much as you do now (not at all) and she was a sad, depressed wife because you paid her no attention and she was stuck in Hawaii. Then she ended up dead and you were the prime suspect. You PM'd me with your proof that you didn't do it - a text to your dad at 5pm, his response at 5:30pm, and then you texted him again at 10PM. I was like you dummy, that's a 4 hour gap!
Bawbie shut down the RT thread because it was like legit and I was sad that my RT thread didn't last as long as the others.
So you dreamt about me, huh?