Really must be kinda drunk to be watching a one star Adam Sandler movie when I usually consider Sandler pretty non-funny.
Note: Ye ole typing is impaired right now. Must go back and edit!
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Really must be kinda drunk to be watching a one star Adam Sandler movie when I usually consider Sandler pretty non-funny.
Note: Ye ole typing is impaired right now. Must go back and edit!
Boohoo opioid opioid. Is what happened when I tried to type boooooooooooooooo in on my phone
holy crap, last night I had a dream that we had lost (I think?) but Iowa won and we still had to play them for the sweet 16....................and they won.
I woke up relieved. "Oh thank goodness, we only lost to a 14 seed." Perspective!
I woke up relieved. "Oh thank goodness, we only lost to a 14 seed." Perspective!
You know that if they win today, they will immediately become the best team in the state again. It has "January bowl game" written alllllll over it. Duck & cover.
OK, more ways to smile for everyone, I know it worked for me...things my 2.5 year old said this morning:
He asked for pancakes, I said we had to go get more pancake mix (had a trip to the store planned already)...he asked "Where does the pancake mix live at?"
He started crying and I asked what was wrong. He said he bit his "cheeth" (cheek mixed up with teeth). I said "Oh, I'm sorry buddy", and he said "It's not your fault, it's MY fault".
He asked for pancakes, I said we had to go get more pancake mix (had a trip to the store planned already)...he asked "Where does the pancake mix live at?"
He started crying and I asked what was wrong. He said he bit his "cheeth" (cheek mixed up with teeth). I said "Oh, I'm sorry buddy", and he said "It's not your fault, it's MY fault".
I have had three of the four cats rotate through my lap for extended periods since last night. Milo is usually the only one who occupies it for any length of time. Even Cricket (our snooty lady) hopped up onto the shelf beside me & nudged my arm for a bit. Cricket doesn't do laps, doesn't like to be held, likes to lay just inside fingertip reach & purr loudly.
I think my furry "kids" know that mama has a sad.
I think my furry "kids" know that mama has a sad.
Went to bed with a headache and woke up with a headache. Not fun.
I can give some kids' stories. Yesterday the 2yr old took the 4yr old's favorite stuffed animal, mostly to get a rise out of her. The 4yr old flung herself on the floor in a pile of fake tears. The 2yr old went over to her and told her first to go to her room, and then said, "Knock it off!" Definitely one of those times you are holding back laughing while at the same time seeing yourself in a 2yr old mirror.
I can give some kids' stories. Yesterday the 2yr old took the 4yr old's favorite stuffed animal, mostly to get a rise out of her. The 4yr old flung herself on the floor in a pile of fake tears. The 2yr old went over to her and told her first to go to her room, and then said, "Knock it off!" Definitely one of those times you are holding back laughing while at the same time seeing yourself in a 2yr old mirror.
There's this chick that just seriously Facebook stalks me. Like, even if I go on and Like a status or something she always immediately sends me a message. It's like she's waiting to see if I'm active on Facebook. It can't be a coincidence with how often it happens.
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