Random thoughts III
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Yah, I am missing my little beagle buddy Spooner after being his neighbor for 16 years. :daydreaming:
No, I am actually all amazed here that you have posted so many times in a role without somehow getting the thread back to your favor topic, "sessytimes".
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BTW, I am drinking scotch per Pants recommendation and all is well with my rodent anger issue.
Maybe they be just all jelly of your vast coed harem and music video so they are mocking your coffee stuff? :smile:
Well, it's not an intended topic, but I mean, I feel like this should be about what's going on in our lives, and I got some sessytimes going on, what a brother supposed to do? I mean, hopefully I'm somewhat respectable about it, but I can't deny it's happening. You got the pie, I....got the pie, I guess.
Naw, boxy...a harem implies he's hittin' it...Bu's the only one here friendzoned harder'n BDK.
Although, full disclosure...I can identify it, because I spent HS and most of college friendzoned like a MF'er, I just found the right one for both of us.
It feels like boobies or a fine arse...speaking of which...I'm a butt man, but since I just saw the ad..."nomorerack.com" is a completely unattractive website to pretty much every man ever.
I can't wait, a wise man once said nice guys finish last. But I'm hoping that they're saving the best for last
They definitely finish last in their 20s. If you're hoping for that, it's going to be a lonely decade with just you and the Jergens, brother.
Heh...I don't have much advice, but I can tell you my (very long, yet abbreviated) story...I spent HS 'in lurve' with a few girls, but was totally friendzoned. Dated a nice girl who knew where I really was better than I did, but actually cared for me deeply so she kept it up even though she knew there was no future. My first year of college I adjusted and observed. Met a few girls, found one that I was smitten with...who had a BF. Met some guys to hang out with, one of which was dating the gal I was smitten with. One, a true player, another, a pretty legit player, but with a conscience, and another who was in love with his HS gal, but could have pulled anything he wanted.
My second year I lived and hung with these guys and was going to get this game down and play this game as well as they did, right? Except, no, it wasn't my game. I met a lot more people because of my work, tried to work up a few things. One was a sweetie, but not really the crazy sexy woman I was looking for, another who I realized too late was looking for something to keep her satisfied during weeks away from her BF back home...well, maybe not too late, had some fun, but it wasn't me.
Meanwhile, the other 3 guys...true player I learned got this awesome woman by cheating on his last GF with her and was now cheating on her, legit player with conscience was having some success, other'n his crunked GF peeing on our floor, and last guy's HS GF dropped him and he was wrecked, but had a line ready to 'help him get over it'. Toward the end of my 2nd year, got a little serious with sweetie work girl, but we both went home for summer.
3rd year, lived with "HS GF dumped" friend and some other guys, felt this was my chance, ditched sweetie girl and played my chances. Met this cool girl thru some friends, only to discover that cool girl was the one that true player was cheating on awesome woman with. Met another freshman who was into me....to lose her virginity. Found out that awesome woman and true player broke up and made my play. Got friendzoned like a MF'er, but tried hard to change it, even by being not me. Got back together with sweetie, but still didn't think it was going to last.
4th year, I had to start choosing between working and going to school. Ditched sweetie again thinking I was missing out on the crazy fun times that I should be having, but didn't ever get there being the friendzone prone sumbitch that I was. Found out somehow that sweetie was beyond casually dating what became to be known as 'that fat guy' and got jealous. Got back together with her not too long before I left town for an internship. She graduated during my 5th year, but because of working/internships, I was there until 6.5 years. Graduated and was preparing to marry sweetie when I got laid off and had to move *gasp* home. Got a job back home and lived with a HS friend/slob for a year while saving money/trying to not gross her out with where I was living.
Got engaged/got a new job in a new town/got married/got a house/got a dog...tried to fix my finances before having kids. Held her off for 6 years until I was either going to have to afford kids or have to afford a divorce (I joke, but not sure how much it's a joke). Work sweetie and I have now been married for just over 10 years.
I'm having to wear a hoodie to bed. I didn't save up for five years to move half way across the world to have this bull ****.
So, KC has been interesting this morning. I followed a red Porsche boxster on the way to work that was on fire. Literally. On. Fire. Flames were visible and smoke was just billowing behind him to the point that you couldn't see if you were within 100 yards of him. I followed him from I-35 and 119th to I-35 and 67th and he was just getting after it, driving it like he stole it.
I'm not normally a rubbernecker, but that was impossible not to watch. After he exited off, this dude in an F150 that was next to me looks over at me and mouths "What the ****"
I'm guessing he was was trying to make it to Aristocrat Motors. I would have loved to have been a service tech over there when he rolled in.
"So, what seems to be the prob....OH MY GOD!"
"Yeah, it's been pulling a little to the right....oh, and it's been on fire for the past 10 minutes."
I'm not normally a rubbernecker, but that was impossible not to watch. After he exited off, this dude in an F150 that was next to me looks over at me and mouths "What the ****"
I'm guessing he was was trying to make it to Aristocrat Motors. I would have loved to have been a service tech over there when he rolled in.
"So, what seems to be the prob....OH MY GOD!"
"Yeah, it's been pulling a little to the right....oh, and it's been on fire for the past 10 minutes."
The IL'S router/network can't handle all the action here. Trying to put my phone and the new smart tv we got them on wifi messes everything up. At least my data plan rolls over later this week, can't live without my internet.
I'm on the other end of that...when the kids all come to visit, the tablets & laptops & everything else go on our wifi...and give it mini-strokes! We have to reboot the router a half-dozen times a day...
It is time for a new router, coming on Friday. Thing is if we would've known we have 2 routers sitting unused. They have super fast speed due to fiber optic, but the router is a dinosaur. We haven't even bothered getting our ipad out yet.
Bu is the best. I laughed at this post. Now that Mariah Carey song comes on my Pandora station and I think of his silly frat video and smile.
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